TV Patrol: New “Rehab” Season

15 Comments

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   Nikki Hughes
   Posted December 1, 2010 at 1:19 pm

   What the ?? How many of these things is Leif going to be on? Who the frak is Jason Davis?

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   vallegirl
   Posted December 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm

   Jason Davis is brother to Hilton-friend and vicious rich fat kid Brandon Davis, both are Marvin Davis’ grandsons, and useless individuals.

   But Eric Roberts surprises me, too. He got the talent and the demons of the Roberts family, but Julia got most of the crazy. I’m a geezer and old enough to remember when he played Ted Bancroft on Another World and how beautiful and charismatic he was in Raggedy Man. I never expect to see someone with genuine talent on these shows.

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   mere2142
   Posted December 1, 2010 at 1:45 pm

   Jason Davis was also the the creepiest millionaire ever on Millionaire Matchmaker! Sounds like an interesting line up this time around.

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   2muchbravo
   Posted December 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm

   Who’s Keshia Cole? Was she on “In Living Color”?

   Rachel Uchatel a celeb? Come on. She’ll be on DWTS after she’s cleaned up.

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   ikillededwardcullen
   Posted December 1, 2010 at 1:58 pm

   2muchbravo, Keyshia Cole is a singer lol and Jason Wahler? Seriously?

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   Pixielated
   Posted December 1, 2010 at 2:07 pm

   Are you kidding, vallegirl? Eric Roberts has ALWAYS been nuts. Talented, yeah, but wacko.

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   vallegirl
   Posted December 1, 2010 at 2:09 pm

   I guess I phrased it wrong. All the Roberts are bugnut crazy, but Julia’s the worst. She has the best publicists but she’s the nuttiest of them all.

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   Betsy Furman
   Posted December 1, 2010 at 2:25 pm

   Rachel Uchatel also was a kink in Tiger Wood’s putter!

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   leenie
   Posted December 1, 2010 at 3:23 pm

   I thought Jeremy London’s wife was in Celebrity Rehab too. She had some kind of brain h hemorrhage while in there. And then accused him of having an affair with Rachel Uchitel. In other words…CAN’T WAIT!

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    Pixielated
    Posted December 1, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Eric Roberts is well-qualified for being on Celeb Rehab, since he’s been addicted to cocaine since the late ’80s. That’s why he trashed his career by appearing in one B (or worse) movie after another, and becoming the patron saint of overacting.

    I’d be interested to know some of that apparent insider info you have on Julia, vallegirl.

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    vallegirl
    Posted December 1, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Nothing too insidery, just the stories about her own severe substance abuse issues which supposedly led to her two-year disappearance and her general, obvious weirdness. She’s such a control freaking narcissist. Eric’s demons have always been on display, and destroyed his career, but that psychotic cackle of hers isn’t really hiding her issues.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted December 1, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    Keyshia Cole is a talented singer..she has a real set of lungs. But that family!! Her mom is a junkie surpreme, her sister has a basketball team of kids, and Keyshia was looking for her father on her BET reality show. (Still hasn’t been found. Mama Frankie must’ve been gangbanged in a crackhouse, cause she’s no help.)

    Gummi Bear was so high on Millionaire Matchmaker! He kept on sunglasses and it was gross. There was a rumor he was dating Rachel Uchitel after this pic of them together surfaced. Check out the sores on his hands. Who would let him touch them?
    http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Rachel+Uchitel/Jason+Davis

    I’m tuning in just so I could hear Jeremy London’s kidnap story. You know, the one where two big black guys dropped his wife off at home, forced Jeremy to smoke crack and buy liquor, and the night ended with him trying to climb a tree outside of a discount hotel. Good times..

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    Nikki Hughes
    Posted December 2, 2010 at 6:12 am

    Interesting……I just started watching MM this season, so I’ll have to go back and find the one that Brandon was on. He looks oddly disproportionate. And holy canoli, I thought Rachel was supposed to be some hot, sexy mama. She’s gross. Not that I’m shallow and judgmental or anything , but if I were going to destroy my marriage, I’d at least do it with someone HOTT. Just Sayin’.

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    vallegirl
    Posted December 2, 2010 at 7:58 am

    Like a waitress from Perkins? Tiger didn’t really have standards.

    But Davis is a vile human being. He’s like a living tableau for reinstating a high estate tax. If that fat bastard had to earn his keep he might not have developed one redeeming quality. Making Janice Dickinson sympathetic doesn’t count.

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    2muchbravo
    Posted December 2, 2010 at 10:47 am

    Man, these people are all kinds of f’d up! I may just have to watch and see if Kari Ann turns up again!