TV Patrol: Summer Cable Premieres!

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By Chooch | Sunday, May 29, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 7 Comments
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Summer is here and so is the NEW Cable Season. Here’s a schedule of all the dates the NEW and Returning Shows. Don’t be looking for Mad Men, it’s greedy little writers and producers couldn’t agree over money so we won’t see them till 2012.

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May 30
Platinum Hit (Bravo, new show)
Basketball Wives (VH1, season premiere)
Cake Boss (TLC, return)
Single Ladies (VH1, new show)
Man vs. Monster (National Geographic Wild, new show)

May 31
Million Dollar Decorators (Bravo, new show)
Love Handles: Couples in Crisis (Lifetime, new show)

June 1
Franklin & Bash (TNT, new show)
Men of a Certain Age (TNT, season premiere)
The World According to Paris (Oxygen, new show)

June 2
Children’s Hospital (Adult Swim, season premiere)

June 5
20th Annual MTV Movie Awards (MTV)
The Real L Word (Showtime, season premiere)
Teen Wolf (MTV, new show)
The Glades (A&E, season premiere)
Food Network Star (Food Network, season premiere)
Ice Road Truckers (History, season premiere)

June 6
Switched at Birth (ABC Family, new show)
Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal (OWN, new show)
The Dr. Laura Berman Show (OWN, new show)

June 7
White Collar (USA, season premiere)
Covert Affairs (USA, season premiere)

June 8
CMT Music Awards (CMT)
Locked Up Abroad (National Geographic, season premiere)

June 10
5th Annual Guys Choice Awards (Spike)

June 12
The Glee Project (Oxygen, new show)
Bridezillas (we TV, season premiere)
Ice Loves Coco (E!, new show)
Finding Sarah (OWN, series finale)
Amsale Girls (WE tv, new show)
The Protector (Lifetime, new show)
Keeping Up With the Kardashians (E!, season premiere)

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June 14
The Nine Lives of Chloe King (ABC Family, new show)
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family, season premiere)
Memphis Beat (TNT, season premiere)
HawthoRNe (TNT, season premiere)
Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels (A&E, season premiere)

June 15
Rocco’s Dinner Party (Bravo, new show)
Hot in Cleveland (TV Land, season premiere)
Happily Divorced (TV Land, new show)
Toddlers and Tiaras (TLC, season premiere)

June 17
Visionaries: Inside the Creative Mind (OWN, new show)

June 18
Celebrity Ghost Stories (Bio, season premiere)

June 19
Falling Skies (TNT, new show)
2011 MuchMusic Video Awards (Fuse)
Drop Dead Diva (Lifetime, season premiere)
Ryan & Tatum: The O’Neals (OWN, new show)
39th AFI Life Achievement Award: Morgan Freeman (TV Land)

June 20
RuPaul’s Drag U (Logo, season premiere)
Hoarders (A&E, season premiere)

June 21
Cupcake Girls (WE tv, new show)

June 22
The Challenge: Rivals (MTV, season premiere)
I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant (TLC, season premiere)

June 23
Futurama (Comedy Central, season premiere)
Suits (USA, new show)
Wilfred (FX, new show)
Louie (FX, season premiere)
Burn Notice (USA, season premiere)

June 24
Rhett & Link: Commercial Kings (IFC, new show)
Young, Broke & Beautiful (IFC, new show)

June 25
Carson Nation (OWN, new show)

June 26
Leverage (TNT, season premiere)
True Blood (HBO, season premiere)
Celebrity Rehab (VH1, season premiere)

June 27
Weeds (Showtime, season premiere)
The Big C (Showtime, season premiere)

June 29

The Great State of Georgia (ABC Family, new show)

Royal Pains (USA, season premiere)
Melissa & Joey (ABC Family, season return)
Necessary Roughness (USA, new show)
Behind the Music (VH1, season premiere)
Tough Love: Miami (VH1, season premiere)

June 30
Ugly Americans (Comedy Central, season premiere)
Extreme Chef (Food Network, new show)

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July 5
Teen Mom (MTV, season premiere)

July 8
Torchwood: Miracle Day (Starz, new show)

July 10
Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO, season premiere)

July 11
The Closer (TNT, season premiere)
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT, season premiere)

July 12
Rescue Me (FX, season premiere)

July 13
Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry (ID, season premiere)

July 17
Big Rich Texas (Style, new show)

July 18
Ludo Bites America (Sundance, new show)
Giuliana and Bill (Style, season premiere)

July 19
Web Therapy (Showtime, new show)

July 24
Entourage (HBO, season premiere)

July 25
The A-List: New York (Logo, season premiere)

July 31
Shark Week (Discovery)

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Dates still to be determined in July:

Breaking Bad (AMC, season premiere)
Alphas (Syfy, new show)
Storage Wars (A&E, season premiere)

August 2
The T.O. Show (VH1, season premiere)

August 9
Garo Unleashed (Sundance, new show)

August 15
The Lying Game (ABC Family, new show)

August 16
Family Restaurant (WE tv, new show)

August 27
William & Kate: A Royal Love Story (Hallmark, original movie)

August 28
28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards (MTV)

August TBA
Tia & Tamera Take 2 (Style Network, new show)

Premiere dates still not available for:

Hair Battle Spectacular (Oxygen, new show)

Bachelorette Party: Las Vegas (Oxygen, new show)
Strike Back (Cinemax, new show)
Beyond Scared Straight (A&E, season premiere)
Billy the Exterminator (A&E, season premiere)
Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo, season premiere)
The Rachel Zoe Project (Bravo, season premiere)
Top Chef Just Desserts (Bravo, season premiere)
Flipping Out (Bravo, season premiere)





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I'm a retired barwhore, who owned a drinking establishment for 20+ years. I've seen it all & done alot of it myself. I AM TV Patrol! I keep you all informed on new shows, specials, cancellations & the Nielson Ratings. I also contribute to "About Last Night". Award shows & the red carpet fashions in "Fashiongasm" are also on my agenda. I'm an expert in television viewing & I'm not afraid to voice my opinion about what sucks or doesn't suck on TV. Oh... and I'm always right.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    JJB
    Posted May 29, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    Ya forgot ‘Big Brother’ on the 7th July XD Just wish it was 7th JUNE instead… *sigh*

  2. 2
    chooch850
    Posted May 29, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Oh I didn’t forget. How could I! I can’t wait for BB 13. It’s just that it’s on CBS and not on Cable. I still haven’t heard if Showtime will carry “Big Brother After Dark”.

  3. 3
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted May 29, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    Holy f**k. Remember when you were a kid and the only shows on during the summer were repeats of fall series and baseball games? I kind of miss that.

  4. 4
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted May 30, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    Weeeeeeeeeee! Covert Affairs, Drop Dead Diva, abd Big Brother! When does Project Runway show up?

    And I also kind of miss the downtime, Hypnotoad. Not only did I occasionally leave the house, I also got caught up on books and movies.

  5. 5
    Jimbob Jones
    Posted May 30, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    Not really interested in any of these.

    And that Twilight ripoff version of Teen Wolf actively pisses me off. It’s bad enough they’ve spent the last few years raping my childhood — now they’re defiling the corpse.

  6. 6
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted May 31, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    July 19…Hell’s Kitchen.

  7. 7
    indychick
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    who will be recapping the paris show?…please let it be chickabomb

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