TVgasm Hack Attack: Kim and Khloe Kardashian

Watercooler

By Flipit | Thursday, April 19, 2012 | 11:03 am | 3 Comments
Posted in: Hack Attack, Watercooler

When we read about the Rupert Murdoch hacking scandal, we could only think of one thing: WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THAT?!?

Thankfully, we have technical people to help us out. Intern Dayna has graciously hacked into Kim Kardashian’s iPhone so we could learn what’s going on inside her very deep mind. And now we present our first TVG Hack Attack: Kim and Khloe Kardashian.

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

3 Comments

  1. 1
    R2Dcups
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Flipit, I just adore you. I love this. I feel like at some point though someone should point out that you can’t run for Mayor of Glendale. You have to be elected to city council then be appointed mayor.

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    I vote that if you cannot spell Mayor, then you’re not allowed to run for Mayor (of a place in which you do not live) Jackass!!

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    Kim was saying she wanted to be major. However, she spells it ‘mayer’ on the account of being taught to read by her Salvadorean nanny.

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