TvGasm Investigates: 20 Richest Celebs of 2012

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By WaffleBoy | Monday, October 22, 2012 | 11:02 pm | 3 Comments
Posted in: TVgasm Investigates, Watercooler

Tiger Woods 58 million dollars.  And he’s single now. Release the VIP cocktail waitresses!

And there you have it. The 21 most entertaining people in the world. Assuming you believe in the concept of you get what you pay for. I don’t know about you, but I haven’t bee this disappointed since those magic beans I got for waxing Flipit’s car failed to sprout.

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Waffle's family would like to go on record and say he was raised by raccoons. You eat out of the garbage one time, and everyone suddenly gets judgmental. He's just going to point out, for the last time, with God as his witness, there was ice cream in that carton. However, the fact of the matter is he was born and has lived about 90% of my life in the Bay Area in Northern California. He's a long time cube monkey (office worker), who spends too much time trying to maximize the money he spends on his cable bill, and has a not so healthy love of all things that are dumb and fun, translation: needless explosions, cable neeckedness, and any time Steven Segal attempts to express human emotion only by squinting.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    crazy rooster
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    Hilarious!!

  2. 2
    Robin Robin
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    I really enjoyed this article. Thanks Waffleboy.

    There are only a few folks on that list that I think deserve the big bucks and there are a whole bunch of folks that I am glad that aren’t on there so I rekon it evens out a bit.

    I never ever got the Oprah thing and still don’t. Her favorite things show, the car debacle, her blatent disrespect to folks that she thinks are beneath her and her hero worship/ass kissing folks that she knows can benefit her in one way or another. She has had folks on her show for the sole purpose of humiliating them. In some ways she is worse than the side show that was Jerry Springer.

    Steven Spielburg gave me ET. So. Yeah he deserves money.

    Tyler Perry is ok except that I cannot stand the sitcom Meet The Browns. They have two adopted kids in the show and the adoptive parents have told them many times if they don’t fly right they will send them back. I know that it is just a silly sitcom, but it annoys me when it is in the script. So, I don’t think he deserves money for that reason!

    I cannot stand Tom Cruise, so my judgement is impaired when it relates to him.

    Dr. Phil is just an Oprah clone and damnit,! If you are going to call yourself a Doctor you should be able to write prescriptions! Faker.

    Ryan Seacrest is a little turd. But the man works his ass off. Can’t argue when someone gets out there and earns a living. The only cog in his wheel is that he is associated with the Trashians. Never a good look.

    Elton John!!!! He deserves all 80 mil. He is the only one from the list that I thought “Yayy go 80 mil!” He has entertained so many for so many years. Put on the best shows, put out the best albums, (always with lyrics). He is a true Showman and Entertainer. Out of the entire list, I predict that Elton would sell more tickets to an event than most of them.

    Thanks again, Waffleboy.

    TC, Robin

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    crazy rooster
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    I thought one rubber mask away from being a scooby doo villain was classic.

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