TVGasm Investigates: ANTM Rob Evans is a Fugitive!

Watercooler

By Luscious | Friday, October 26, 2012 | 6:00 am | 4 Comments
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Mwa. Yes. Mmmmmm. Mwa. Yes…

 

Um, Rob … what are you doing?

 

Just reminding myself how awesome I am.
I do that when I gets into trouble.

 

What do you mean, trouble?

 

Well, I sort of beat up this dude … bad.

 

(Real, real bad) ‘Cause I’m bad. I’m bad. You know it.

 

WHAT?!?!

 

I know, Ty. I’m sorry.
I tried to work it out wit de police…

 

I told them I would punish myself.

 

Or do stupid PSA ads about how dumb violence is.

 

But the polices said no.

 

Den I tried to explain how I’m in bed wit chu, but they wasn’t buying it.

Hey, whatever happened to Jonte anyway?

 

So, then I’m like, no problem.
I’ll just show them boys in jail how tuff I is.

 

But then I remembered about them strip searches.

 

And something about hiding balloons. Guess that’s what I’ll do if it happens.

 

F*ck it. I’ll just hide out.

 

Or wear a disguise.

 

But Rob, if you don’t cooperate, you’ll be a fugitive.

 

Ha ha, Rob! I hope you got your running shoes on.

 

Damn it, Rob. I’ll have to distance myself
from your shlong over this!

 

 

 

Run like the wind, Rob. Run!

 

Help me, mommy!

Luscious
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Luscious just got back from a one year backpacking trip around the world with her husband (TVgasm fill-in specialist, The Professor). She spends her days writing, knitting and sewing. She's only good at one of those hobbies, not saying which.  Her secret dream is to write romance novels and have critics say her brilliance is wasted on such a pointless genre. Also, she'd like to create a pair of pajamas for her niece where the sleeves actually work.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 11:10 am

    That is awesome Luscious.

  2. 2
    Brenda Sparks
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Great pics, Luscious! Made me smile.

  3. 3
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 11:10 am

    OMG that was so perfect. A good laugh for a dreary day… and it doesn’t hurt that I think he’s a major asshat :-)

  4. 4
    juddfan
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Soooo good Luscious!!!!

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