TVgasm Investigates: The Housewives In Their Own Words

Watercooler

By WaffleBoy | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 | 12:36 pm | 9 Comments
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Waffle's family would like to go on record and say he was raised by raccoons. You eat out of the garbage one time, and everyone suddenly gets judgmental. He's just going to point out, for the last time, with God as his witness, there was ice cream in that carton. However, the fact of the matter is he was born and has lived about 90% of my life in the Bay Area in Northern California. He's a long time cube monkey (office worker), who spends too much time trying to maximize the money he spends on his cable bill, and has a not so healthy love of all things that are dumb and fun, translation: needless explosions, cable neeckedness, and any time Steven Segal attempts to express human emotion only by squinting.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    Anyone wonder why they haven’t removed Peggy’s photo and replaced with Heathers on the Bravo page?

  2. 2
    Blissful
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    This was great! And bonus points for including Princess Bride and Lesley Ann Warren references!

  3. 3
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Icon!

  4. 4
    sweeetbea
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Hilarious!!!

  5. 5
    LAC LAC
    Posted June 27, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    OMG!! I am trying not to laugh too hard at work. That was funny. With the Atlanta Housewives, I always muttered something under my breath after all their tag-lines, but that NeNe one you did – FUNNAH!!!!

  6. 6
    L Boogie
    Posted June 27, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    This made my day….too funny!

  7. 7
    WaffleBoy
    Posted June 27, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Hi LAC, actually I stole the NeNe joke from Sheree. She dropeped that gem on NeNe during the reunion.
    I’d also really like to thank Flipit for creating the character Drunk Kim Richards on his Next Week on the Real Housewives videos (Which if you aren’t watching you, you’re the reason little Johnny can’t read. Well you, and whoever wrote 50 Shades of Gray).
    And thanks to all you Gasmi for reading and commenting. You guys are the bestest!

  8. 8
    LAC LAC
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 7:59 am

    xoxoxo – right back atcha, Waffle!

    Ok, am the only woman of a certain age who has not read that book? Should I?

  9. 9
    realhousewivesfan
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    “Don’t TALK about my F-ING babies. I. Will. KILL YOU!!!!

    is almost as good as UNATTENDED BABY. haha

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