TVgasm Pop Quiz: Dealing With JT’s Mom

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By WaffleBoy | Monday, October 29, 2012 | 6:00 am | 12 Comments
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Oh, and for any of you fabulous readers out there who say you wouldn’t be marrying Justin Timberlake, because he doesn’t hold a candle to your husband, partner, boyfriend/girlfriend and/or pet cat or dog, why don’t you just imagine how you would handle the situation if their mom had turned into a complete mother-of-the-groom-zilla on your special day? Just keeping in mind that rapping your Schnauzer’s mother on the nose with a rolled newspaper is not a solution that everyone else can use in a situation like this. No matter how hard the b@#*h might be asking for it.

All I’m saying is that maybe if Prince Charles had been this enthusiastic, maybe that marriage might have worked.

 

Anyway, let the judging begin! 

 

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Waffle's family would like to go on record and say he was raised by raccoons. You eat out of the garbage one time, and everyone suddenly gets judgmental. He's just going to point out, for the last time, with God as his witness, there was ice cream in that carton. However, the fact of the matter is he was born and has lived about 90% of my life in the Bay Area in Northern California. He's a long time cube monkey (office worker), who spends too much time trying to maximize the money he spends on his cable bill, and has a not so healthy love of all things that are dumb and fun, translation: needless explosions, cable neeckedness, and any time Steven Segal attempts to express human emotion only by squinting.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    Jessi
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 6:34 am

    Mama Timberlake isn’t paying for the wedding, therefore it’s not her decision. I hate to be that cut and dry about it, but there it is. Also, she already (I think?) got to have her own wedding. This is for JT and JB. Unless Justin wanted the big party, too, I’d put my foot down.

  2. 2
    SouthernEssence
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 6:56 am

    I’ve dealt with not one, but TWO mother-in-laws in my life. The first one for 18 years and now going on 11 with #2. NEVER let them get the upper hand! If this rumor is true, Jessica should have stuck to her guns. Give those muthers (in-law) an inch and they will take a freakin’ mile….and your sanity!

  3. 3
    hot cawfee
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 7:29 am

    she sounds like a veeerrryyyyyy controlling stage mother who cannot let go or accept that there is another woman in her baby boy’s life. The fact that she has her mitts in his money isnt good. He needs to cut the cord– let her run the charity ONLY. What does ex-gf Cameron Diaz say about stage mother??? Maybe she and Jess should get together for a beer and dish.

  4. 4
    ChaCha
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 8:02 am

    I agree with the other post-ers. Jessica needs to set strong boundaries NOW, and Justin needs to grow a pair and tell mom to butt out of his personal life.

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 8:21 am

    I guess I’m the lone salmon going upstream here, but JB didn’t have a chance to put her foot down. She knew what mama was like before marrying Baby Boy, and she still married him.

    I sure hope JT is worth having mama run the show. She always has; she always will.

  6. 6
    zerocool
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 10:38 am

    There’s three people in this marriage now. Jessica will always lose the argument. I know I sound bitter, that’s because I am – my former mom-in-law WOULD buy his underwear, etc. and I could never get them to understand why I was upset by the blurring of boundaries. Needless to say he is my ex now. She has my sympathy because she’s got a tough road ahead.

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    We saw that same enthusiasm with TomKat. That worked out well.

    Hot – I am wondering if that is why Cameron is not around because she is a little more independent than Jessica is. Sorry, Jessica you knew what you are getting into. She doesn’t seem to have much of a back-bone so she should get used to being run over, if this is true.

    As they say, behind every great man is a huge bitch. :)

  8. 8
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Ewwwwwwwwwww his sexy factor just dropped like 7 levels.

  9. 9
    crockpot
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    See it different. Jessica is a smart cookie & knows what she is in with the in-law deal. A kid or two & some time & she will wrestle control from mommy. The golden boy child will go with the wife.

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    That’s assuming she can bear a son. She’s not a Boelyn, she’s a Biel.

    I give it 3 years, TOPS.

  11. 11
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 10:22 pm

    Lol @ Gypsy. You know how I love a Boleyn reference. Squee!

  12. 12
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 10:54 am

    Gotta keep it real Sarcas… ;-)

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