TVgasm’s Fantasy Survivor Tribe Ready to Starve!

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By Flipit | | 9:04 pm | 13 Comments
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Season 13 of Big Brother will come to an end next week, and the forums have been rocking all Summer! We won’t be stopping any time, soon, though. It’s time for some Survivor 23 action!!

TVgasm has a Fantasy Tribe and will be starving ourselves to a win. We need as many great players as we can get, join the TVgasm Tribe here.

PottyMouth will be taking over the recaps, Robinez will be heading up our fantasy tribe, and CBS will do what it does best: make dirty hungry people stab each other in the back. See you on the boards!

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Guess which one is Chooch.


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13 Comments

  1. 1
    Robin Robinez
    Posted September 8, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Chooch is always the prettiest one :-)

    It’s alot of fun to make picks and then watch the show. It’s kinda like you have a horse in the race. Of course some of our horses are lame depending on the week and it makes for good conversation :-)

    TC, Robin

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 9, 2011 at 12:04 am

    That one in the NYPD shirt is gonna be a contender for sure. He already looks like occasional baths might be his thing.

    The skinny girl in the purple tank and the blonde in the western shirt have no fat reserves to tap into. How will they cope? What am I saying? They’re probably used to starving themselves. But if they aren’t…I say, can’t wait till they flash their fuzzy vaginas for peanut butter and chocolate!

    This is my first season watching. I plan on putting my iron in the fire. That is, betting on anyone with a cowboy hat, a headband, or a propensity for wearing button down shirts to the beach.

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 9, 2011 at 12:07 am

    I just realized the group members are wearing either red or blue bandanas. Yay, a gang fight!

    Crips? Bloods? It’s anyone’s game.. just no set tripping, homie.

  4. 4
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted September 9, 2011 at 8:16 am

    I would have liked this post better if you had posted photos of either Mark or Albert shirtless. I want to get behind those two guys.

  5. 5
    hot cawfee
    Posted September 9, 2011 at 9:20 am

    more women than men ??? Wow S23 is really changing it up!!

  6. 6
    carol
    Posted September 9, 2011 at 9:44 am

    I’m thinking the reason there are two more women than men is because there might be two returning survivors who will be male.

    I think the next theme they should do is all the players who have been voted off first, or either all male or all female players. Or go back to not basically giving the players a Home Depot in the jungle.

  7. 7
    Posted September 9, 2011 at 10:40 am

    cawfee and carol watch CBS(Survivor commercials) and that will answer the question. don’t know if it is considered a spoiler

  8. 8
    shantigal
    Posted September 9, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Mr. Dangerous, we want you on the Fantasy Team. There is a lot of sucking going on there, mostly my picks.

  9. 9
    giffordsaz
    Posted September 9, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    I’ll play but you all need to know Cherie cheats and always wins or comes out close to it. She’s a baller like that. Hanging out with those Bad Girls does it to her.

  10. 10
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted September 11, 2011 at 11:26 am

    Shantigirl:

    That was funny.

  11. 11
    hot cawfee
    Posted September 12, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Good idea about returners— have not watched in awhile–something about people bringing their contact lenses and teeth whitener to deserted island that leaves me cold. But will jump on board with this—any chance NJ wives are on the other side of the island ?????

    what about Suvivor Lawngggg Giland??? You get a Starbucks card and gas money

  12. 12
    Clair Clair
    Posted September 13, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Wow, our fantasy tribe has about 30 players!

  13. 13
    Robin Robinez
    Posted September 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    Just a Big Shout Out to our TOP 50 Fantasy Survivor Tribe! Yes, TVGasm is one of the Top 50 tribes so far this year. We also have 7 players amoung the top 50 individual players! The first week is a hard one to make picks for, so Congrats to Everyone!

    ooohhyyeeaaayyaoohweeayy..

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