Tweetgasm: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Watercooler

By Flipit | Wednesday, December 5, 2012 | 9:00 am | 9 Comments
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Posted in: Recaps, Tweetgasm, Watercooler

I write full recaps for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, record spoof ReDubs of them, and devote an hour a week to bitching about them with friends on the Watch What Crappens Podcast. Now? I’m doing a tweetgasm devoted to them. My point is, I’m a sad person with waaaay too much time on his hands. Enjoy!

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You go in the sun with that rubber face? Sounds dangerous. Please wear a nice big hat. I want you to last the rest of the season so I can watch Brandi kick your ass.

 

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Drag queens rush to fb for free man shoes covered in glitter and plastic spikes.

 

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After watching that episode, I’m not sure why you’re not trying to convince people the show wasn’t on.

 

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Spoiler alert! There are a lot of f words in them all.

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Dental floss and water bras just in time for Christmas!

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So I guess you forgave him for the misogynistic tirade in the previews. Realizing you have a common spray foam faced enemy can heal lots of wounds. And noses at a discount.

 

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Now that we’re not at the dinner table, shut the f up, Kyle.

 

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I’ll toast to that!

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Take a deep breath and try again, boo.

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I didn’t hear anything about chicken salad stirred with your hands. #PreChristmasSnackFAIL

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Life is so peaceful when you don’t ever leave your own twitter feed , isn’t it?

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Only cuz you don’t have to see Frasier naked anymore.

 

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BRB I am drawzing a new Costco. De corrent one eezdeesabointeen.

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Well please have a few so we can see you become and ugly vimmin.

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Baby lambs are scurrying to hide from your scary ass.

 

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Ridiculous. Mine would say Deeh Davyd, roses r red, viletts r bloo, I have to have sex with your nasty saggy ass and I done even gayt a noo TV? Sug my deek you baystard! Love, HolyYoly

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Flipit
About

Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

9 Comments

  1. 1
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 10:40 am

    LOL!! You are the master of the communications kingdom, Flipit!

  2. 2
    Sunshine
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 11:09 am

    ROLF!!!

  3. 3
    Maggie
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Hilarious, Flipit. Clearly I need to break down and join twitter so I can see this foolery on a daily basis. PS Who the hell is that in Camille’s twitter pic?!

  4. 4
    Flipit Flipit
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    Maggie, I avoided twitter until I dabbled by posting TVgasm articles, and now it’s a strange obsession. I don’t tweet a lot, but I get obsessed with reading pages of people from stupid ass reality shows. It’s fun to search Adrienne Maloof’s name lately to see the arrows being shot at her from the whole country. !! It’s the little things in life, no?!?
    I love when Nads takes a couple days off and Watercooler is all miiiiiine!!!

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    labowner
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Flipit any way to create a fake twitter account and use these responses or would that get one kicked off?

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    Flipit Flipit
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    labowner, i could just use the tvgasm account i suppose! maybe i should. good idea!

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    labowner
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    Do you think Kyle has a google alert for “splits”?

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    Robin Robin
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    Maybe she has an alert for this

    “Kyle Richardson has said Fuck, on TV and is a “Hippocrit”

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    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Twitter rules, FB drools.

    Yup I have the emmotional maturity of Kyle today.

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