Had some unfortunate down time while righting (what? That’s how it’s spelled now) my Real Housewives Reunion recap, so I decided to check in on the world’s slimiest Leech, Cedric Martinez, on Twitter. He’s faced some tough allegations tonight, the biggest being that when kicked out of his hagfag’s mansion, he threatened to blackmail her with some shady made up info. Warning: The most positive people are usually the most horrible.
Say what you will, but you know my twitter address so I WIN! Twitter is the modern day Daddy Warbucks!
And then you will never hear from my stupid, tiny peened leechy ass again.
Probably through a mic you stole from Ken.
Standing in the middle of the 101 sounds better.
Damn I wish I had read this on the 29th. I would have loved to show up in my Orphan Annie wig and gone up to him to tell him all my made up orphan stories. We totes could have been friends! But there is no money in my bank account. Dream = dead.
Nope, cuz I had to WORK.
Bitch must have a guest house.
Kicking English in the balls. All the 37 year old kids are doin it.
Wishful thinking is easier than filling out JOB APPLICATIONS.
LOL. What are they innovating? Fake orange users with giant man boobs and stapled open eyes are a dime a dozen in LA, kid. Dear LA Talent Agents, MAKE A FUCKING EFFORT. Love, Flipit
Might I suggest a shot of Drano? Does wonders for the skin.
I suspect that he’s actually talking to a hamster.
When I get paid for my lies the time will be right.
Gotta love that he’s talking about a book and can’t spell write. LOLOLOLLLL. And no, those stories won’t right themselves. Good luck to you there, buddy. I hope your life is filled with lots more rich old ladies taking care of you. The moral of this story? Yes. Camille’s an asshole. Peace.