Tweetgasm: Survivor’s Alicia Rosa

The bikini. The boobs. The general nastiness. I came into this Tweetgasm ready to have an easy time hating on Survivor‘s Alicia for being such a horrid witchy troll, but her tweets cracked me up and there was even an…wait for it…apology!! Thankfully, this change of heart came after the show was finished wrapping and the hate tweets started flowing, so as much as I like her now, I can still rage at my TV every Wednesday until her evil ass is booted off the island.

So we can all be miserable? Wear a hat.

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Aw! Alicia’s become a bigger person! NOW will you stop wearing bikinis?

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Well said. Twitter will now shut down.
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At least your mouth’s running regularly.

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And by “excuse me”, I mean I stomped on it and swallowed it whole.
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Do unto others and shhhhhhhhhhh.

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Not surprising. Although, I would expect higher standards from Jose.

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Once people get to see your personality shine through on the show, …. never mind.

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And it was delicious.

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Good, cuz my place is a mess. What do you charge?
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HAHAH!

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If you’re not gonna pay for that cheesy greeting card while waiting in line at the carwash, don’t quote it on Twitter. I love sayings.
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The bathroom mirror thanks you.  And you’re never too young to be tied down. Just find the right train tracks and it will feel totally natural.
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Ryan returned the favor by naming his dog Alicia, so he would be patted on the back when he had the bitch put down.
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Agreed. I’ll send you walking directions to the 101.

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You’re gonna need a shitload of fog. Even Snoop Dog ain’t that high.
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It took til March 21? Come on, America! I’m disappointed in you!

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I’m sick of people bashing people who bash people that bash people. Very meta day.

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teeheeheeeeee

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Alicia parks like an asshole. Shock. This tweet should be piled into the murder investigation pile to help get off whatever driver she pushes too far.

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Ugh I hate when I write a whole piece and my target somewhat redeems herself. Thankfully, the season was already shot when this was tweeted, so Alicia will remain a heinous bitch while on my TV. Please be a good person out of the public eye!

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This is where Alicia is supposed to kick her in the head and call her an idiot. Disappointment is all over this twitter feed.
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Leopards everywhere bow their heads in shame and vow to change their spots.

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RIP burrito cravings and future boners.

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Always fun to watch a burrito sob in public.

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Wear shorts.

 

I don’t want to be hateful on the last post, especially cuz it was funny and I’m extremely grateful that you bought a sports bra. WEAR IT.

 

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