Viewership for Real World has been a little bit iffy the past couple of seasons. If you ask me, it’s because there’s too much thinkin and not enough drinkin. The Real World shouldn’t be about your innermost feelings for godsakes, it should be about the stupid shit you do with your skanky roommates after you’ve been comped one too many Zimas.
Point is, to increase viewership this season, the New Orleans cast has started a contest amongst themselves to see how many times their premiere blurbs can be retweeted. Tweeting is the new handing out flyers on street corners for your crappy standup show. YOU LIKE COMEDY? DO YOU? DO YOOOOOU? Those guys make me crazy. I like the ones who pass out discounts to Little Caesars though, so please don’t misunderstand me. Pass out your flyers all you want as long as I get fed. Either pizza or super skanky reality programming. They both make me feel terrible about myself and sap my life force and lead to good times.
I checked out their twitter page, and found mostly just retweets of the premiere date. I did, however, become obsessed with Ryan, the boy Ellen Degeneres.
OK this guy has douche written all over him. So I went to his page. He’s having a fight with Emilee from RW Cancun. It’s pretty fun. His grasp on the English language is staggering.
Emilee getting on someone’s nerves and putting her fat stupid face in something that’s none of her beeswax? Noooooo! You know what’s worse than a douchebag that looks like Ellen Degeneres? A fake ass girl with nothing but bullshit spewing out her damn mouth. Sorry, Cancun affected me.
Can we make a rule that once your season ends you are kicked off Twitter forever?
The other side of the argument isn’t on her Twitter page, so I have no idea what that was all about, but anyone who gives Emilee shit is fine by me. Until she learns to spell her own damn name I can’t be on her side. Even if she’s up against a bleached moron that makes retard and rape jokes. There are standards, and there are Real World standards.
Real World New Orleans starts next Weds 30th at 10pm and will be recapped here by VirginaApple.