Two And A Half Men: Gone Fishing

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By Nads | Friday, February 25, 2011 | 3:30 am | 13 Comments
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Two and a Half Men has shut down production for the season, and unfortunately because of Charlie’s actions, I’m sure the show is dunzo for good. CBS and Warner Bros. said in a statement, “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Brothers Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”

If you haven’t heard his latest rant, listen to it here. He calls Chuck Lorre a “clown” and then proceeded to say, “I violently hate Chaim (Chuck’s real name) Levine. He’s a stupid, stupid little man.”

Charlie states that his new addiction is, “winning.” Ha!

Will CBS and Warner Bros. fire this dude already?!

There needs to be an island where people like Charlie “the warrior” Sheen, Jesse James, Mel Gibson, and every other Hollywood douchebag can be shipped to, and never thought of again. Please make him go away!

**UPDATES**

-The show will be done for good, unless Charlie can be trusted again…YEAH RIGHT!

-Poor Chuck. Charlie is an animal. Seriously.

-Charlie won’t be paid for his canned episodes. Thankfully.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

13 Comments

  1. 1
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 3:34 am

    Holy crap, how insane was that interview?! Now, I fully believe that Two and a Half Men is one of the crappiest “sitcoms” around, and I still can’t believe that it’s on television and that people even watch it, but I feel bad for the rest of the cast and crew. Especially the crew (that 14 year-old or whatever chubby kid gets like $300,000 an episode, so I don’t really feel that bad for that chubsy-ubsy). What an inconsiderate douchebag.

  2. 2
    thiajok
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 4:37 am

    Okay, reading it and hearing it are two different things entirely. It’s worse to hear it. It sort of sounded like he was threatening Brooke.

  3. 3
    mulecitybabe
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 4:59 am

    After listening to that rant I can only hope he’s NOT clean. If he is, he’s apparently insane. “Vatican assassin warlock”??? Get some help, dude.

  4. 4
    smellymutts
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 5:57 am

    Isn’t he a wicked douche on the show too? Never liked it, never got into it & unfortunately know way too many people who think Sheen’s character personifies them. Too bad for the crew though, they really got fucked.

  5. 5
    mere2142
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 5:59 am

    I caught a few minutes of a re-run the other night (that was all I could stand to watch) and in the episode Charlie is trashed and going thru his phone for hookers numbers. How is that even a ‘job’ for him? He was getting paid millions of dollars a show to play himself and he managed to fuck it up?

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Wow, there was a whole lot of stuttering going on, I had to flip the switch cause I couldn’t get past the delusions of Sheen going on and on and on.

  7. 7
    mulecitybabe
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 8:31 am

    I’ve got to say, too, that that dj trying to come off like he’s Charlie Sheen’s friend is a rotten bastard. He keeps talking about we watched a movie at your house, we worked out together, blah blah blah. If he was a friend, he wouldn’t have aired this shit, or at least he would have checked it and moved on to something else after he realized how fucked up Charlie Sheen was.

    If Charlie ever sobers up he’s going to realize this guy is just another user/poser that he called a friend. I hope if I ever wind up as messed up as CS is that my real friends will call me out and not use me to increase their ratings or whatever.

  8. 8
    Saint Clare of Assisi
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 8:54 am

    Man, this show needs to fucking grow a pair. They could do any number of scenarios with just the kid and the jon cryer character that have charlie’s absence written into them. Fuck that.

  9. 9
    featherhead
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 8:57 am

    I would say that I feel bad for the rest of the cast losing the show, but I met Jon Cryer at a club once and he was a douche nozzle too.

  10. 10
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 9:21 am

    He’s got a point about Chuck Lorre’s name change, you know. What kind of poser douchebag does that, Carlos?

  11. 11
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 9:27 am

    Shit Charlie get thee to Dr. Drew stat!
    I know, they can get Emilio Estevez to fill in or change it to the Conchata Farrell Show. Berta and the kid making Alan look stupid would keep the audience tuned in.

  12. 12
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 9:41 am

    I have to say: it is winning to play what was supposed to be a parody of yourself on a shitty sitcom, that sitcom is in syndication so that you make money hand over fist through residuals, not to mention those “Spin City” reruns that he must get residuals from, as well.

  13. 13
    someguy
    Posted February 26, 2011 at 12:47 am

    he seemed ok to me.All set to act and totally clean.Why don’t people see that. He would be so fun to meet and just listen to him. I hope he is not around those kids much.What the hell happened to him growing up.What a mess

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