Two And A Half Men Will Return Sans Charlie

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By Nads | | 2:50 pm | 14 Comments
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The Hollywood Reporter claims that Two and a Half Men is coming back without Charlie Sheen. They’re reporting that Jon Cryer’s role will be beefed up, and that they’ll be introducing a new character. CBS and Warner Bros. are claiming there is still a 50% chance of return, but I bet all the money in the world that it’ll return. The show runs itself, and is purely a money making machine. I’m curious to see who they’ll bring on. I’m even more curious to see if they pay off Charlie, and how much he’ll be making off his “firing” settlement.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

14 Comments

  1. 1
    2Hyper
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    Let’s place bets on who the replacement will be.

    I bet 100 David Hasselhof Greatest Hits CDs, that the replacement will be John Stamos!

  2. 2
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    I’m with you…or Bob Saget???

  3. 3
    2Hyper
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    not Saget.. it has to be someone to play funny man to the straight man. Jon Cryer already has the role of the straight man. I know Bob Saget is very different to his Full House alter-ego but there is no way, he can ever be seen as a ladies man.

  4. 4
    thiajok
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Uncle Jesse, phone call for you!

  5. 5
    melange
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    Already guessing they’ll give Jon Cryer a long-lost brother, considering how much they’ve made the mother out to be a slut. Sigh.

  6. 6
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    you’re right, @2Hyper. It has to Stamos.

  7. 7
    zerocool
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    Nathan Fillion – he can do anything…

  8. 8
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    Instead of introducing another adult, why doesn’t this show have the boy have a baby, thus he becomes a man, Jon Cryer becomes a grandfather, and then you have two and a half men still.

  9. 9
    considerthis
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 7:49 am

    I heard that is why Steve Carrell is leaving the office?? or maybe Donald Trump??

  10. 10
    w
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    I love the idea that there be different “guest stars” who try to room with Jon Cryer’s character – think of some of the great people they could get.

  11. 11
    considerthis
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Episode 1 – Kate Goslin moves in so instead on 2 1/1 men it now is 4 3/5′s men – 9/3 woman & a bitch.
    Episode 2 – Pia Tescado asks if she can be the new roomie 2 1/2 failures….

  12. 12
    thiajok
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    Did ya’ll catch Charlie’s TMZ rant letter? He is a spoiled brat.

  13. 13
    thiajok
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 5:50 pm
  14. 14
    Zeem
    Posted May 1, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    I refuse to watch. The show was bad enough the way it was, and more Jon Cryer is not the answer to this or any other problem.

    …Then again, if I were driving along and I saw a massive trainwreck, I couldn’t very well not watch it.

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