Update: Fred Willard Won’t Be Prosecuted If He Takes A Class

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By Nads | | 10:19 am | 1 Comments
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Fred Willard won’t be prosecuted if he takes a 2-week course on obeying laws related to his offense. Who knows if he’ll actually take the course, but it’s in his best interest to do so, otherwise the City Attorney can file charges. Poor Fred! Could you imagine being Fred Willard taking those courses? Talk about awkward! What could they possibly teach you that you don’t already know? Don’t have your pants down in public, don’t try to release in public? Think Sexual Harassment Panda’s cousin, Lewd Conduct Panda, will make a cameo? 

Ode to Fred:

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

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    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted July 22, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Poor Fred Willard. Just like with Pee Wee. What’s the point of a porn theater if you can’t “enjoy yourself”?

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