Venti Kardashian Isn’t A Kardashian! **UPDATE** Ks Say It’s Not True.

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By Nads | Wednesday, January 11, 2012 | 3:07 pm | 26 Comments
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STAR Magazine is claiming that Khloe Kardashian isn’t a real Kardashian! I guess Khloe was a product of an affair. The Late Robert Kardashian told his ex-wives that he had doubts about Khloe being his kid. Robert’s ex, Ellen said,  “He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said …’OK,’ and that was it.” 

Jan Ashley, one of his ex’s said, “Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married.”

Do you think Khloe knows?? She has to, right??? I wonder if the song, “One of these things is not like the other…One of these things just doesn’t belong…” always replayed in her head??

Thanks @sarcasatire for the story!

**UPDATE** They’re dismissing the claim, as they would. I want a paternity test!!! Oh wait….is dead humor out???

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26 Comments

  1. 1
    Melissa Wray
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    I’ve read this story a few times already today, and I find myself bored not by the story itself, but rather the idiots who tried to push their own misguided beliefs off as facts.

  2. 2
    Robin Robinez
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    I don’t doubt that the story could be true. Especially since one of the gals that sold her story just lost her house and is in bankruptcy.

    I don’t doubt that the K’s could have put it out there themselves, publicity whore that the Mom is..

    But, if they didn’t put it out there then the only thing that I feel is sorry for Khloe. Especially since it apparently didn’t matter to Kardashian when he was alive. There is a quote in the story that says “He didn’t care, he loved Khloe”.

    It reminds me of how I felt when the enquirer did the story about Roseanne and the baby she gave up for adoption. I don’t care too much for Rosanne, but I thought they went overboard searching the kid down.

    I just feel sad for her. She may have known all along.. I just feel sad for her that it was put out there for public consumption.

    Then again, they might just have an idea for a show; they do a dna test on Kim and Khloe and all those pesky rumors are put to rest and I am just being played. I can live with it.

  3. 3
    Moli Moli
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    I do not think she is his child biologically, but in my eyes she is his child. If you take care of and love a child as your own it is your child. Mr. Kardashian was short and so is Kris, how on Earth did the create such a HUGE(height) child?

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    Not only that Moli, Khloe is a natural blonde! You should check out the baby pics with her sisters…she looks nothing like anyone in the family photos. plus, Kris’ new book outlined an affair right around the time of Khloe’s conception. So who knows…Khloe is now tweeting in rage but I think the best thing she has going for her is NOT being a Kardashian. I always considered her the least vapid and the most likable..now we know why!

  5. 5
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    That actually makes perfect sense. If I were her, I would have asked for a DNA test a long time ago.

  6. 6
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    Why would these bitches air this publicly? His name is on the birth certificate, and he said even though he had doubts, he considered her his daughter. What possible difference can it make now? All it does is hurt her unnecessarily.

  7. 7
    KB
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    @cattyfan one of them filed for bankruptcy awhile back & her house went into foreclosure. Giving this interview to Star was a quick buck.

  8. 8
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Well, the question was raised when Kris did the media rounds for her new book and mentioned the timeline of her affair. Either way, Khloe was sold up the river by her family.

    Now, I’m on to another question. I read that he’d married the second wife just two months before he died. I know that he found out about his cancer at a late stage and succumbed quickly but I wonder if he knew about it before he got married. And if so, was it to make his new wife an heir? And if so, where did that leave his kids?

    Because if the 2nd wife got all his money in the will, and Kris and Bruce were raising 2 kids of their own, then no wonder their mom released Kim’s sex tape. Her girls needed to eat!

  9. 9
    maryedith
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    And eat they did.

  10. 10
    kthxbai
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    What @Moli said.

    There’s sperm donors and there’s dads. 1 of THOSE things is not like the other.

  11. 11
    hot cawfee
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 5:00 am

    God I love you guys— I have cawfee dribbles all over me from laughing.
    Oh Venti– God Bless and Good Luck to you. You are very likeable– and certain missing DNA suely explains that.Maybe she will explore a new “look” for herself — new do etc

  12. 12
    Moli Moli
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 5:20 am

    @kthxbai…I think you are misunderstanding me. I have two adopted children, they are MY children. My brother has a (step)SON that is his son and my nephew. I have a total of 16 adopted first cousins and they are my family. You do not have to contribute genetic material to a child to make it yours. I stand by my comment that Khloe K is Mr. K’s daughter.

  13. 13
    itchy
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 6:18 am

    Let’s see Scotty McCreepy wrap his head around THIS.

  14. 14
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Nads, I saw this yesterday…looks like there’s a Twitter feud. I am breaking my vow of K-silence b/c I can now openly admit I can actually tolerate Khloe, especially now!

    http://www.realitytea.com/2012/01/11/khloe-kardashian-is-not-a-kardashian-says-former-stepmoms-plus-kim-kardashian-replaced-by-a-dog/

  15. 15
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 7:33 am

    What? Bruce Jenner is worth like $100 million. Kris was into famewhoring herself and everyone around her way before Kim’s sex tape. Haven’t you seen her “I Love My Friends” music video?

  16. 16
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 7:53 am

    Judgy has a point: http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/bruce-jenner-net-worth/

    But I still hate all things K!

  17. 17
    Tvsnarkeling
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 7:57 am

    The real question is who is the sperm donor?? I get Mr K always consider Khloe a daughter and it is rude to question his fatherhood expecially since he knew Kris cheated. But..since the family puts everything out there, maybe next season Khloe can search for the man Moma K had the affair with. She should have the option since it is her genetic gene pool she is investigating.

  18. 18
    pq
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 8:03 am

    Wow, that must mean that Robert Kardashian carried the vapid gene, I would have sworn it had to be Kris.

    Honestly, I think this should be a private matter, but we are talking about the Kardasians.

  19. 19
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 8:37 am

    @Gypsy….hahaha that site was TOTALLY my source.

  20. 20
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 8:44 am

    Nice! I HAD to back you up! That woman ruined the face of my favorite 70′s decathalete! SBJ, if he has that much money why can’t he get a referral from Clooney for a facelift! Kris probably sent to to budget-lift to save money for her girls and their empire- PUKE!

  21. 21
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 8:58 am

    100 million! I would take a portion of his proceeds for 100 million. and by proceeds I mean COCK!

  22. 22
    KB
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    @Moli They say the same thing about Michael Jackson’s kids and whether they’re really his, but genes or no genes, he’s the only father they knew. He raised them and that’s who they called Dad. That’s all that matters. I was raised by my stepfather, and I consider him my dad. It says a lot about Rob Sr (if this is all true that is) that he knew his wife cheated & believed Khloe wasn’t his, but still treated her as if she was.

    I’m sure Vapid will make fun of Khloe for it. esp. since she called her a troll and claims she’s so jealous of her.

  23. 23
    kthxbai
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    @Moli I was agreeing with you. Mr K was the 1 that raised her, it’s his grave she sheds tears on.

    I don’t give a fuck who the sperm donor was, Mr K was her dad.

  24. 24
    Moli Moli
    Posted January 13, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    @kthxbai, I thought when you said what…you were disagreeing with my comment. I really wish there was a ‘tone’ button or something in internet land. I apologize kthxbai

  25. 25
    kthxbai
    Posted January 15, 2012 at 4:17 am

    @Moli LOL No problem, I figured out why now! Because I was being lazy.

    “what @somebody said” is what lazy people say when we’re too lazy to type much but also think we’re way too sophisticated to say “ITA”

    Your other comment reminded me of the my favorite quote about adoption.

    It was Marie Osmond of all people! A long time ago. Larry King asked her which 1s of her kids were adopted and she said “I don’t remember.”

  26. 26
    Shana
    Posted January 15, 2012 at 7:33 am

    I remember reading an article about adoption and there was a story in there about a twenty year old redheaded woman who was chatting with her mom about how unusual her hair color was. The mom is like, “I think you got your unusual hair color from Grandpa on Dad’s side, he had red hair.” And the daughter is like, “Mom, that’s impossible, I’m adopted, remember?” And the Mom smiled and said, “Oh yeah, I keep forgetting.” Sweet.

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