VIDEO: Memory Lane: Susan Hawk’s Tell Off From Survivor

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By Flipit | Friday, June 22, 2012 | 3:24 pm | 12 Comments
Posted in: Memory Lane, Screening Room, Watercooler

Time flies, doesn’t it? There’s so much crap TV being flung in our faces these days that we can sometimes forget the classics. This is some brilliant TV, courtesy of Survivor’s Sue.

It’s been years, and no speech has come close. Enjoy!!


“I would let the vultures take ya and do what they want with ya.”

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    TVKimmy TVKimmy
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    It would be hard to nail it down to one clip, but my first thought was Dr. Will’s first season of Big Brother. He was so honest in his lying douchehood, so open with not only us the viewers, but with his fellow contestants!! He told them from the moment he entered, that he would lie to their faces and manipulate every one of them and that’s exactly what he did…..all the way to the bank. I think the “moment” might be that, the moment he told them he would lie to them all. Love him or hate him, he’s the best to ever play that game, IMHO.

  2. 2
    wow
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    “It wasn’t not funny!” – scene from Real World LA where Tami gets David kicked out; and
    “Bye bye Bitches” – scene from Big Brother season 6, actually that entire episode is classic when Janelle wins HOH after the friendship nerds voted out kaysar for the second time.

  3. 3
    featherhead
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    How bout fans vs favorites – when the women manipulated Eric the ice cream scooper to hand over his immunity at tribal council?

  4. 4
    Clair Clair
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Any Survivor moment with Yul in it.

  5. 5
    PottyMouth PottyMouth
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Remember that one time? When Lisi fell?? :P

  6. 6
    c8h10n4o2
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Elyse’s rant on Season 1 of ANTM or “I didn’t take the bitch’s dye. That’s fo’ sho’.”

  7. 7
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    @Wow: “It wasn’t not funny” was on my list, too.

    What about the Real World where the girl called the (very plausibly gay but not at all “out”) dude gay and he became so incensed, he ran alongside her mother’s car and slapped her through the window. And the girl was so loopdy-loo, she started laughing at the bitchslap?

  8. 8
    Imalovemachine
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Nakomis 6 finger plan to get Jase out in Big Brother

  9. 9
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    Shandi from ANTM cheating confession and Tyra yelling at Tiffany.

    And “I’m not your bitch, Bitch!” from Top Chef season 1.

  10. 10
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    @TVKimmy – Will had many great moments, like when he walked the toaster around the yard because he didn’t get the puppy he wanted, or his unmitigated joy at getting the trampoline when he just ran around screaming “trampolinetrampolinetrampoline,” or when he made up the story about a cousin dying in an oil rig explosion, or the many, many times he’d tell Nicole he’s a liar and she can’t trust him but then she’d confide in him anyway, but his greatest moment was when he basically pulled a reverse Survivor Sue and told the houseguests, before they voted and called them all pathetic…and still won.

    But you can’t feature great reality show flashbacks without featuring ANTM Tiffany. I nominate either “Bitch poured beer in my weave,” or, of course, Tyra yelling at her.

  11. 11
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted June 24, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    We’ve joined in the fun over at the Big Brother Fan Page on Face Book. There are lots of memorable moments over the past 13 seasons and 3 of them were posted today. Stop by and check them out. See if you remember them. Let us know what are your favorite BB moments are and we’ll see if we can find them for you.

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Big-Brother-Fansite-by-TVgasmcom/143997362343198?sk=wall

  12. 12
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 7:11 am

    @sarcasatire, Irene’s lyme disease rant was awesome, as was @vallegirl’s suggestion “we were all rooting for you!” and @sagittariuskim’s “Shandi, you had sex!” ANTM-style. But, more recently, ANTM’s ‘I’m Simone and I ain’t no clone” has to be up there, as well! That video was BS, but it was some of the most unintentionally funny ANTM moments that upgraded an otherwise crappy season.

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