VIDEO: RHOC & General Hospital: Alexis is a Real Fake Anchor Now!! Congrats, Biatch!

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By Flipit | Wednesday, May 9, 2012 | 6:22 pm | 9 Comments
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Jim “Strong Chin for Jesus” Bellino’s campaign to keep his giant stripper boobied airhead of a wife homebound seems to be failing almost as hard as Alexis’ acting ability is in this clip.

Yes, Alexis made it on a REAL TV show, and she’s playing an actual anchor! Watching her mind struggle to remember each word is just priceless, and I hope we get footage of her acting coach trying to teach her what memorization means on this season of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Enjoy this clip! You won’t be seeing it again until the Daytime Emmys!



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9 Comments

  1. 1
    skychickie
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    General hospital has jumped the shark with Jesus Barbie.

  2. 2
    Dramaqn
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    She says “six” and holds up one finger! You can’t make this shit up. Dumb betch…

  3. 3
    kczar
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    Nice to see she wore her serious journalist boobs for the episode.

  4. 4
    Sugarbush Joy_Subtraction
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 9:45 am

    My jaw friggin’ dropped when I saw her on there. Only saw it, because my mom is a die-hard soap fan. I looked up and saw Alexis on there and I’m like, “They did whaaaaaat??” She looked like a hooker news anchor and kept doing such weird hand gestures.

  5. 5
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 9:47 am

    OML– this is awesome !!!!!! hahahahahaha–wiping tears.
    I think GH episode should be up there with “Luke rapes Laura”, “Luke and Laura’s wedding”, welcome to new cast-mates Demi Moore and Laura-look-alike, and (drum-roll or Swiss roll), Miss Liz Taylor as one of the Casadines

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    Caroline is the Vicki of NJ and Alexis is now becoming the Teresa of OC.

    I see her reawakening, realizing Jim isn’t bringing home the bacon and getting ready for life without him. Good for her. No bankruptcy yet.

  7. 7
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    @Drama– had to watch again (laugh)–dumb Alexis didn’t even finger gesture six times–bbwwhhaahhahhaaahaaa.

    @Lab– yes- she has all the “ingrediences” for success
    bbwwwhhaaahhhaahhhaahhhaahhhaaaa

  8. 8
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted May 12, 2012 at 7:19 am

    As I former journalist, I found this especially funny and awful at the same time.

    I didn’t know who this woman was, but I saw the episode when it ran. Then I reran the scene for my husband so we could ridicule it together.

  9. 9
    Alejandra
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    God Bless General Hospital, and may she never see such lows again.

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