Video: Heidi Montag Talks About Almost Dying To Billy Bush

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By Nads | Wednesday, January 20, 2010 | 10:26 pm | 6 Comments

She is the biggest waste of space EVER. I can’t believe she did this to herself. I hope this was all worth it to her. She’s completely delusional.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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twunty mcslore

Posted January 21, 2010 at 9:08 am

What on earth could lead someone down this path? Can you imagine what it must be like to be her sister or mother? I’d be devastated (and want to kill Spencer).

She looks like a Real Doll, not a Barbie like she said on GMA. And medicated to the gills. And horribly sad.
2

itchy

Posted January 21, 2010 at 10:16 am

What’s great is that the douche doing the interview has obviously had more work done our newest Bratz doll.

I can’t wait until she gets the trout pout too. You know she will.
3

NotWithoutMyTV

Posted January 21, 2010 at 11:41 am

“Trout pout”. I like it!

If Heidi and Billy Bush had sex, her vagina would simply cough out a naked singularity that would destroy all intelligent life in milliseconds. Perez Hilton wouldn’t even have time to Tweet about it.
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Nads

Posted January 21, 2010 at 12:10 pm

can’t.stop.laughing…!!!!!!!!
5

itchy

Posted January 21, 2010 at 11:39 pm

Ha!

Super-collider, schmuper-collider.

We’re already doomed!
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Donna Martin Graduates!

Posted January 23, 2010 at 1:19 pm

The best clip I caught on some news show (forget which) was this blonde-waste-of-space now claiming — right after the big cover spread, mind you, that boasted about all the works she’s just had done — that she only had two operations and therefore she wasn’t addicted to plastic surgery,

“…because if I was, I would have had, like, 10 procedures,”

and the lady interviewing her (again, forget who) interjected with,

“But you DID have ten procedures!!!”

Yeah, it felt scripted, but it was still a classic bimbo moment for the ages.