Wanna Go On A Cruise With Kate Gosselin?

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By Nads | Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 3:22 pm | 20 Comments
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Kate Gosselin is hawking a cruise now for $5500. Yeah, you heard me correctly…if you pay $5500, you can join Kate Gosselin on a cruise to Haiti, Jamaica, and Mexico.

Check out this ad:

This is what you’ll get for your pretty penny:

-Meet Kate Gosselin at our private welcome cocktail party
-A commemorative personalized gift from Kate (one per family)
-Capture your memories onboard with a personal photo with Kate Gosselin
-Join Kate for a private BBQ on deck with a fabulous band
-Join Kate for a morning brunch
-Fun fun family games with Kate and staff
-Charity dinner with Kate (optional)
-Got questions for Kate? Attend her Q & A session
-Morning runs with Kate
-Check out Kate’s latest book and bring it onboard for a book signing
-Doesn’t Kate always have the best ideas! Learn a new craft from the professional herself
-Let’s explore! Shore excursion with Kate
-Let’s talk about our fabulous cruise experience! Private group farewell dinner

How ridiculous is that??? “Morning runs with Kate???” Honestly, I think I’d rather take a bath with my space heater than go on a cruise with Kate. They should use this cruise as a form of punishment for inmates…

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

20 Comments

  1. 1
    Clair Clair
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    I project it’ll be cancelled due to lack of interest… then hopefully she’ll go away and take Kim K with her.

  2. 2
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    I would be the retard who would do it, if I could meet the kids. Screw Gosselin.

    I hope the free personalized gift from Kate is as free personalized fireplace poker and a bag to pick up her ashes.

  3. 3
    MatisyahuSerious
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    i assume, for that dollar amount, there will be head?

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    professional what ???? fame whore???
    And what “charity” ??? The KG electric bill?????

  5. 5
    lestermaddox
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    No.

  6. 6
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    Not so fast, guys. You’re all so quick to nix this idea, and you’re forgetting one crucial question:

    Will there be alone time with Kate? Say, near a railing of the ship where no one can see?

    If so, I’d totally do it.

  7. 7
    Jaycee
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    Whichever PR guru told here this was a good idea was clearly trying to exact revenge on her for endless months of tabloid hell.

  8. 8
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    I see this turning into a mini-reality series, The Voyage of the Damned.

  9. 9
    SuburBint
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    I love how the list says “optional” next to the charity dinner, making it sound like the rest are mandatory. You WILL be awakened every morning before dawn to run with Kate! You WILL capture your memories onboard with a personal photo with Kate Gosselin! You WILL attend the farewell dinner!

    Proof that there is no going back from being a reality TV “star.”

  10. 10
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    I’d rather have my own pancreas lightly sauteed in garlic butter and served to me with broccoli rabe.

  11. 11
    Val Silveira
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    I’d like to suggest Cap. Francesco Schettino and his crew to work in that cruise!

  12. 12
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    I think the people this cruise would appeal to are looking for activities like “Be berated and belittled by Kate at brunch” and “Get zapped with a cattle prod by Kate on the promenade deck” and “Be insulted and allowed to cower at Kate’s feet in the VIP lounge…

  13. 13
    Fan-Ann
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    @Jimbob Jones, please, please do it, preferably in shark infested waters.

  14. 14
    BedHeadJen
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    This would be better if it were set up for teens as a ‘scared straight’ program. That bitch could make Christina Crawford appreciate a wire hanger.

  15. 15
    sardini
    Posted January 27, 2012 at 10:52 am

    That Italian captain sunk the wrong ship.

  16. 16
    2muchbravo
    Posted January 27, 2012 at 11:31 am

    How much of the $5500 is going to her? Bitch better be careful when she’s going on those morning runs. Jimbob Jones has the right idea!

  17. 17
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    But THE CHILDREN! She needs money to feed those 36 sets of ADHD twins. She keeps saying it’s all about the kids anyway. And nobody’s gonna be dumb enough to marry into the psychological disaster area, so…

  18. 18
    someguy
    Posted January 27, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    This is going to sell out fast.Can you pay more then $5500 because I would just to be near her talent.Her great idea’s never stop.
    John should do this to.Ed Hardy gear is so cool for cruising

  19. 19
    ellemck1
    Posted January 29, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    I love how they tell us how many kids she’s a mother of… I’ll go if my “fun family game” can be me and my family pushing Kate overboard…

  20. 20
    ellemck1
    Posted January 29, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    I also love these lines: “Doesn’t Kate always have the best ideas! Learn a new craft from the professional herself” and “A commemorative personalized gift from Kate (one per family)”

    She totally does have the best ideas EVER! Like having eight kids with a douchebag! And golly, a personalized gift, one for my whole family! So amazing!

    Sounds like even the cruise people aren’t really buying into this.

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