Wanna Party With Teresa? It’ll Cost You $75 Bucks

Watercooler

By Nads | Tuesday, May 10, 2011 | 1:45 pm | 7 Comments
Tagged: , , , , , , , ,
Posted in: Watercooler

large_teresa-guidice-table-flip

Teresa Giudice is throwing a premiere party for the return of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and is charging people $75 a head party with her. She promises the party goers, an hour of free drinks, hors d’ouevres, and an autographed picture with her. She’s not only throwing this party to promote RHONJ, but she’s also going to promote her Fabulicious cookbook. I love that she’s charging people to promote herself. I know she’s not doing too hot financially, but please, let’s try to keep it classy.

I have a feeling that Teresa is going to be the new Danielle Staub of this season. I could be totally wrong, but that’s the way the promos are playing it. It’s villain time for The Juicys.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    “…Brandt can’t watch, though.”

  2. 2
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Prostitution WHORAH!

  3. 3
    Iona Trailer
    Posted May 11, 2011 at 5:40 am

    They have to bring Danielle back for a cameo this season just so she can throw everything in Teresa’s ugly face!

  4. 4
    truthsquad
    Posted May 11, 2011 at 9:34 am

    I’m waiting for the “Real Housewives All Star Dinner Party Special” with Teresa and Danielle from N.J., The Salamis of D.C., Camille (no Kelsey isn’t coming) Grammer and Kyle from B.H., Kim and Nene from Atlanta, Kelly and Bethenny from NY, drunk Gretchen, horny Tamra and single weepy Alexis from O.C…with special celebrity guest shit stirrer, Allison DuBois!

    There would of course have to be the obligatory Director’s Cut hosted by Miss Andy, who would be wetting himself as he shows “deleted scenes”….Bravo’s Super Bowl!!

  5. 5
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted May 11, 2011 at 9:52 am

    Except that The Salamis wouldn’t be invited but they would just show up anyway. :D

  6. 6
    Fan-Ann
    Posted May 11, 2011 at 11:09 am

    Alison Dubois would definitely show up to try to salvage her career. So, Bravo needs to give them a Margarita hour before the show and then we’ll get to observe the resulting carnage. Fabulous idea!

  7. 7
    roger
    Posted May 11, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    @fan-ann: i know how you’ll die. that’s what i love about me.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.