Wanna Vacation At The Jersey Shore House?

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By Nads | Thursday, April 7, 2011 | 2:51 pm | 9 Comments
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Wow, The Jersey Shore house in Seaside Heights is up for rent, and at such a bargain rate, it’s kind of hard to pass up. They’re renting the house for $2500/night, including the duck phone. Um, who on EARTH would pay that kind of money to stay in that dump? I totally get that the place will be vacuumed, and will have clean sheets, but I wouldn’t pay all the money in the world to get the residual STDs that could be floating around that place, would you?



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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted April 7, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    I wouldn’t either, especially with the flag on the garage. I am Italian but that just looks idiotic.

    The trailer I live in now looks better than that dump.

  2. 2
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted April 7, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Yeah, totally. They should have a welcome basket full of pubic lice shampoo and hand sanitizer.

  3. 3
    JudgyWudgy JudgyWudgy
    Posted April 7, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    You’d have to rent with over 16 people to make the nightly rent $150 each, which is still pricey in my opinion. Jersey Shore fame or not, I’ll stick with vacationing in Florida for $700 for 5 nights and airfare included, thank you very much.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted April 7, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    I’d rent it just so I can do a Dateline investigation with a blacklight. “Look guys, semen on the ceiling fan!”

  5. 5
    noreality
    Posted April 9, 2011 at 4:56 am

    awesome comments, totally cracked me up this morning. Missing this show as I have nothing to watch and complain about. Italy will most likely burn the house they live in (hopefully after the cast has moved out)

  6. 6
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted April 9, 2011 at 6:51 am

    Also, there should be free condoms with purchase of one night.

  7. 7
    Nads
    Posted April 9, 2011 at 10:40 am

    Hahahhahahha. And @sarcasatire- on that Dateline investigation– “Look what I found in the closet! The Situations sexuality!!!”

  8. 8
    #jerseyshorefan
    Posted November 9, 2011 at 10:36 am

    I would like to see that house myself in person but I would NOT rent it for $2500 a night…

  9. 9
    kthxbai
    Posted November 9, 2011 at 10:57 am

    Maybe they could fumigate it with Snooki’s new perfume

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