Watch: The Best Reality TV Elimination Lines

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By Nads | Wednesday, April 27, 2011 | 5:26 pm | 11 Comments
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pack up your knives

Clutch.MTV put together a collection of the 30 best elimination lines from reality TV. It’s kind of awesome.

I thought you’d enjoy this…

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Ashes to Ashes
    Dust to Dust
    Gina..
    You Are Dead to Us

    HAHAHAHA!!! What show is that from??

  2. 2
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    @sarcasatire-It was from a reality show that took a guy named Matt I believe and made him compete on a fake “reality show” where the other contestants were actors. It is kind of like The Truman Show. I can’t remember the name of the show right now but I remember watching it with my brother.

    I was going to ask where the Weakest Link one was until I realized that that show wasn’t a reality show. Oh well.

  3. 3
    Bionic Television
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    OMG SARCAS that was “Joe Schmo,” where they took a sweet, unsuspecting poor schmuck and built up an elaborate fake reality show around him (Truman-Show style). IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! Kristin Wiig was in it actually, if I remember correctly.

  4. 4
    Bionic Television
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    HAHA Angela we crossed posts :) Love that people remember that show, it was great.

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted April 27, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    BIONIC!! How’s tricks? Missed you around these parts!
    Thanks, to you and Angela, for clarifying. I thought it was from some morbid show that had to do with death or something, lol. But that was, hands down, the best elimination line I’ve ever heard. U’m still giggling…

  6. 6
    beebs
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Meh. Barney did it better on HIMYM.

  7. 7
    jarthon jarthon
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 5:36 am

    Beebs, I was thinking the EXACT same thing as I was watching it. Now where was Phil with the “You are eliminated from the race”?

  8. 8
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 7:42 am

    aww man, now I’m jonesing for some Big Brother. :’(

  9. 9
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    @Nikki. I agree with you. I miss The Chenbot. I will never forget seeing The Chenbot videos on this site. I LOVED them.

    I don’t have television so I cannot watch but I read a site that does live feed coverage and so I tend to get all the info anyway.

    @Beebs-Yes, that video was so much better on HIMYM

  10. 10
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    (I forgot to add this to my post above. Sorry.)

    @Bionic Television-You are right. I went on IMDB and Kristen Wiig was on the show. (I also found out she lived less than 30 miles from me when I lived in Western New York).

    P.S.-Bionic, I love your name too.

  11. 11
    Bionic Television
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    @Sarcas HI!! I’m still around, just been in lurk mode as of late — stuff is so busy with work I never feel like I have the energy to post something worthy!

    @Beebs I loved the Barney elimination lines bit on HIMYM too, but I do remember being miffed that he messed up the Top Chef one — I think he said “Please pack UP your knives and go” as opposed to the correct “Please pack your knives and go.” At least it wasn’t as bad as when they misquoted Ferris Bueller once. Arg! Blasphemy! ;)

    @jarthon GREAT call on the glaring omission of “I’m sorry to tell you you have been eliminated from the race.” I also wouldn’t have objected to Flava Flav’s “Your time is up.”

    @Angela, thanks so much for the kind words re: my handle! I thought it up on the fly, I’m glad you like it.

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