Smell The Scent of Snooki

15 Comments

1. 1
   lindaw205
   Posted November 7, 2011 at 12:09 pm

   Hmmmm………smell like Snooki? I don’t particularly want to smell like an unwashed crotch and smelly armpits.

2. 2
   nads
   Posted November 7, 2011 at 12:10 pm

   I also imagine dirty feet…no? Like Fritos or something (I just puked a little).

3. 3
   lindaw205
   Posted November 7, 2011 at 12:19 pm

   Ew, yes, can’t forget the frito feet. And maybe throw in a little bellybutton funk cuz there’s no telling what’s nesting in there.

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   lindaw205
   Posted November 7, 2011 at 12:23 pm

   Oh, and can you imagine a fancy schmancy department store like walmart spritzing their customers with it? On second thought, I think maybe I’ve smelled her perfume before while shopping there.

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   Gypsy
   Posted November 7, 2011 at 12:26 pm

   I wonder if she even showered for this shoot.

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   Shawn
   Posted November 7, 2011 at 3:02 pm

   Damn you beat me to the comment Linda. Def smelly vag. Maybe some oompa Loompa

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   Wilma Fengherdu
   Posted November 7, 2011 at 4:31 pm

   A yeasty blend, combining the tang of stale Jagermeister, the earthy heat of thong skidmarks, and the heady musk of dried Man-chowder…experience “Aw De Snooki” at a Dollar General near you!

   (You know, you can actually smell those things when typing them out – **gagging**)

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   hot cawfee
   Posted November 7, 2011 at 5:12 pm

   rofl at all of the comments!!!!!! And yes— I am gagging as well
   And we must in clude in the “bouquet” that will be Snooki—tanning salon lotion with a hint of bronzer and flop sweat.
   captcha code—- PSST
   rofl—

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   hot cawfee
   Posted November 7, 2011 at 5:13 pm

   Now of course we all know that “fragrance” smells differently on everyone— what kind of magic can it do for Deena????

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    c8h10n4o2
    Posted November 7, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    The fact that she got Ryan Hansen to do this thing actually makes me like her more. Still don’t want to smell like her, though.

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    someguy
    Posted November 7, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    How does the Herpes/Clap smell?They should call it Social Disease

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    BellicoseBaby
    Posted November 7, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    Totally agree with the curiosity about how it smells. But what I am wondering, Nads, is that if you smelled it and absolutely loved it, would you cop to it? Maybe even purchase it?

    I think it’s un-buyable because of the shame factor. Can you imagine being discovered with The Scent of Snooki in your home? Unless it was next to an empty pizza box and a half-used pack of birth control pills propped up against a bottle of vodka…

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    kthxbai
    Posted November 8, 2011 at 6:43 am

    I bet they name it “Party’s Here!”

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    nads
    Posted November 8, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    @BellicoseBaby – my persian mother would DIE if i ever bought it. my skin is itching just thinking about it….

    I’m almost thinking of picking up a bottle as a joke for a bathroom air freshener.

    if anything, It would be a great white elephant gift for holiday parties.

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    BellicoseBaby
    Posted November 8, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    Nads – sample size The Scent of Snooki – best party favor or stocking stuffer EVER!

    Nothing says “I LOVE YOU” (and you and you and you) like The Scent of Snooki…

    (holy smokes – could it be intended – ironic cosmetics? maybe it smells like dollahs!)