Watercooler Time!!! Nads Take On Kate (Gosselin)

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By Nads | Wednesday, November 21, 2012 | 4:36 am | 4 Comments
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Yes, it’s true, Kate is funding her own reality project because no one else will! She’s got mouths to feed, damn it!!! Eight of them to be exact!

Here’s my take on Kate, enjoy:

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV NotwithoutmyTV
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:01 am

    Your “Where Are Kate and Octomom’s Kids NOW?” concept could work. Maybe the kids are hidden in a different, mom-scary, frenetic and confusing place each week: the mall–at Christmas! A corn maze; Dave & Buster’s; the Mall of America; Disneyland. It could go for a whole season. Both moms have a limited amount of time to find all their spawn, any kid not found before time runs out is sent to a \safe house\ and allowed to play PlayStation and eat Popsicles and text until the show wraps. Whichever Mom runs out of kids first loses.

    Or, Kate and Ocotmom could square off as competing famewhores, arm their respective children, and use them as a miniature armies to destroy their nemesis. The drama would come not only from the use of child soldiers manipulated by two soulless hags, but from splinter factions forming within the ranks–you know those pyschotic twin girls of Kate’s would immediately form treacherous little anti-Kate splinter-groups within their own army….

    The Lebanese Eyebrow Lick n Smooth(TM) has potential. Keep working on it!

  2. 2
    merry
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:06 am

    Kate has cried poor since her sextuplets were born, claiming left and right she needed freebies, donations, help, and fame to feed her babies…so how the hell does she have money to fund a show?

    (Also, just goes to prove that she’s completely incapable of holding down a real job, or that no one is dumb enough to hire her for a real job. For heaven’s sake: she got canned from a gig blogging about coupons! I could write that kind of thing in my sleep. Oh, wait, I forgot: A-list Kate is too precious and important to work to feed her children like the rest of us.)

  3. 3
    Clair Clair
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 11:20 am

    I’ve only seen a few bits and pieces of a few “Kate” shows – the camping failure and when she smacked the chef guy – but I’ve seen enough to know that I would never watch anything else she does. She’s vile.

  4. 4
    Nads
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    nwmtv – ha! That would be a show I’d totally watch!!! Those poor kids! Where’s Angelina and Brad when you need them?

    and i’ll keep practicing the eye brow slick over break!!! ;-)

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