We Have A New Bachelor!

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By Nads | Tuesday, September 6, 2011 | 4:46 pm | 8 Comments
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ABC announced their new Bachelor! Ready for it? Bachelorette reject Ben Flajnik will be our new Bachelor. The 28-year-old wine maker from Sonoma, California is next on deck to get hitched and unlike other bachelors, he’s really looking for love…

Access Hollywood reported that Ben loves “crab fishing, sailing, golf, skateboarding, surfing, playing piano and singing in a tribute band.”

Crab fishing? Who wouldn’t want to date him? Just saying…

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Danielle
    Posted September 6, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    UGH.

  2. 2
    nads
    Posted September 6, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    double ugh.

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted September 6, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    His hobby list reminded me of the hobby lists they read on T&T: “Shanaelique’s hobbies include chewing gum and playing with her hair!”

    This doofus is gonna tank. Hard.

  4. 4
    Dirty Sanchez
    Posted September 6, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    I’ll be sure to tune in at the end of the season when his stepford-esque family grills whatever unwitting bimbos he brings home for approval. The guy brushed aside Jennifer Love Hewitt, I’m sure he’s going to on the Bachelor to fall in love with Madge from accounting.

  5. 5
    giffordsaz
    Posted September 6, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    I am good with this.
    Or hey… they could find someone who NEVER did this before…..

  6. 6
    itchy
    Posted September 7, 2011 at 12:40 am

    Come on, we all know that his real hobbies are juggling and card tricks.

  7. 7
    considerthis
    Posted September 7, 2011 at 6:42 am

    Zzzzzz

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 8, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    Saw this guy at a party in Atlanta last night. He isn’t very tall, nor is he very good looking. I saw him exchange numbers with a young lady at the party so I assume the filming hasn’t started yet.

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