Weekly CommentGasm

94 Comments

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   cattyfan
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 11:39 am

   Sadly, I do not Facebook. (My cat used to, but we cancelled his account when he passed away.)

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   labowner
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 11:44 am

   Catty I am sorry to hear that.

   My suggestion for the site – category tabs to better organize the recaps. Say “Scripted”, “Reality” and “Contests/Game Shows”

   I don’t do much with Facebook, but don’t let that stop you.

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   Flipit
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 11:52 am

   You guys can still nominate the comments!

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   cattyfan
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 12:02 pm

   Nomination –

   show: Project Runway Recap: Senioritis

   beebs Posted March 3, 2013 at 5:12 am

   “Michelle is the example I’ll point to when my kids ask if they can get tattoos.”

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   snowshoecat
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 12:06 pm

   Oh yeah! Thank you so much for the suggestions. @Labby, I’ll think about your idea. With so many of the comments it’s hard to tell. I will bring it up at the board meeting.

   Send your nominations to me here and all will be well.

   @cattyfan, I am so sorry for your loss.

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 2:08 pm

   Great idea!

   @snowshoecat, another idea might be to take all the COW winners and crown Comment of the Year, perhaps after the yearly wrap-up has been completed. Just my two cents!

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   snowshoecat
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 2:13 pm

   @Derek, great idea.

   Complete with New Years drumroll.

   And maybe a prize for the winner and the nominator.

   A small, tasteful prize.

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 2:47 pm

   Nomination:
   Survivor Minicap, Comment #14

   crankyguy
   Posted February 28, 2013 at 1:20 pm
   “Well, Brother itchy, shitting is mentioned in the Bible, so I ask you which is the bigger sin. To shit or to tee-tee?”

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   lindaw205
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 3:00 pm

   @Derek – that cracked me up, too!

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    itchy
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    I pissed my pants when I read that one

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    Dashley
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    I second Cattyfan’s nomination of beebs!

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    Am I the first ‘capper to face an ethical dilemma? Can I nominate comments on my post?

    So many questions.

    Thanks everybody.

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    Dashley
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 4:45 pm

    Snowshoecat, I seconded a nomination for a comment on my own post… I decided ethics could suck it! But that’s just me.

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    Detinha
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 8:35 pm

    On Watercooler: Michael Jackson Is Probably Rolling In His Grave

    \Classy Drunk
    I never thought MJ was much of a roller. Moonwalker, airwalker, leaner (i.e. Smooth Criminal video), but not a roller.\

    Watercooler: Morrissey is so sensitive
    \cattyfan
    Bacon is meat candy.\

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    JimbobJones
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 12:17 am

    I for one hate this idea, because it requires me to be funny more than once a month.

    I save up all my funny for one post a month, so I can be in enough of the “Commentgasm Year End” awards to validate me as a person.

    Now I actually need to be FUNNY? Sorry, can’t happen.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 5:22 am

    @JimmyB, I see your dilemma.

    Keep your knees together and save yourself for Comment of the Year.

    From what I’ve seen so far, however, you’re going to just have to be extra commentary once a month to qualify.

    Hey, no pressure.

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    sheesh
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 6:18 am

    Hey hey hey!
    Look who got a gig on the ‘gasm!

    My wish for you is that you one day get a comment war full of smoky topaz and sparkly dingos.
    Love ya!

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 6:42 am

    Thank you, @ Sheeshy. Who’d a thunk it?

    Oooooooh. We also need a category for best comment war.

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    sheesh
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 7:04 am

    ALLLLL comment wars are the best comment war.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 7:04 am

    @snowshoecat, that’s easy, it’s sarcasatire and robin on any thread you can find. My favorite recent comment war happened on the Catfish finale thread, between sarcasatire and some new poster. Check it out, it’s a good read!

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    plockness monster
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 7:15 am

    Yup, I agree w/ Derek on that one – Catfish post.

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    JimbobJones
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 9:19 am

    “We also need a category for best comment war.”

    Speaking of which, where is KartofflMuter? That crazy woman can inspire the best comment wars.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 9:20 am

    @Derek and @Plock, I agree. Barring comments from the Delusionistas on T&T, I think they have it locked.

    I’ll send a reminder at the end of the year.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 9:25 am

    @JimmyB, I agree. Now there is some competition.

    I hope she’s okay.

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    KJN
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 10:00 am

    KoM was on a roll around the time I first found this place. Sigh. I do miss her and her special brand of crazy. There really is nothing else like it.

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 10:32 am

    snowshoecat: Please accept my heartiest of congratulations on joining the TVGasm family.

    I don’t know what manner of animal, vegetable, mineral, or sex act a “sparkly dingo” is, but if that’s what you desire, I hope you get one!

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 10:34 am

    KoM’s posts made my neurons hurt. So I’ll vote for any post that doesn’t do that.

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    sheesh
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 10:47 am

    But potatomom did inspire the “my life was worse than yours” oneupmanship war.
    And for that I am truly grateful.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 11:26 am

    Thank you, @NWMTV. I’m not sure what one is either, and I’m pretty certain I don’t want one.

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    labowner
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 12:27 pm

    @20 Derek she is not a new poster – just a different name.

    I myself preferred the delusional KM, but since it is a new year she/he must have received some funding for her/his stay at the local round room inn for a while.

    Honey Boo Boo has had a few comment wars.

    @17 Okay Sheesh did you know Chris Kluwe (punter for Minny Vikes) has a book called “Beautifully Unique Sparkponies”? For those of you who don’t know who Chris Kluwe is and believe jocks are dumb – please feast your eyes on his response to a Maryland State delegate.

    http://deadspin.com/5941348/they-wont-magically-turn-you-into-a-lustful-cockmonster-chris-kluwe-explains-gay-marriage-to-the-politician-who-is-offended-by-an-nfl-player-supporting-it

    Lustful Cockmonster for the win.

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    labowner
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    Damn it Sparkleponies no Sparkponies.

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    sheesh
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    Thanks @lab.
    I did read it. I am impressed with “fromunda stain” used as an insult, and will be appropriating and applying this in a post as soon as I get the chance.

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    plockness monster
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 1:29 pm

    Lab – Care to bust out her previous name???? Inquiring minds…

    Also, I have never understood why anyone would change their name on the Gasm.

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    plockness monster
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Lab – That link is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!

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    kthxbai
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    @snowshoecat This is like you read my mind. Just the other day I was wishing there was a best comment of the day or something.

    Because I laughed so hard at this:

    I am still convinced Chelsea uses Cheetos dust as foundation

    Commenter: Pippin
    Show: Teen Mom 2

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    @kthxy, thank you for submitting a nomination. I was getting scared that I would have to look them all up by myself.

    Hey, mind reading comes easy to me. I learned it from a gypsy who was waiting for this enormously fluffy dress to be finished in time for her daughter’s wedding.

    She had lots of time.

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Are you guys talking about me in the Catfish recap? Cause I was just trying to make a point, but it fell flat, and yes, I took the bait!

    I have changed my name on here…As @snowshoe knows, I have pissed of a Delisuiona Pageant mom one to many times. This is one reason for the name change, and the other I don’t care to get into it, again.

    So now, I just try to keep all my comments to myself…bit it is hard when there are some truly trashtastic shows here!

    @Snowshoe, congrats on your new gig! Can’t wait to read it

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    S-Natch
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    Welcome, Snowshoe!!! So glad you came into the light, Carol Ann!!! You will rock it (-you always do!)!!

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    Thank you @S-Natch, I’m having a great time.

    @Buggy, don’t you dare keep your comments to yourself. I’m counting on you.

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    @snowshoe, Ok, I won’t keep them to myself!! Sometimes I do have good ones! It just sucks that Toddlers and Tiaras isn’t back on until summer..:)

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    @thisbuggs4u, I was referring to the poster who claimed to be a Latina.

    I had totally forgotten all about the brand of crazy KM wreaked on the TVG threads. Thankfully he/she did all of that on shows that I generally didn’t watch.

    @snoeshoecat, my count is a total of 3 nominations so far. But, I think as this gets started, more and more posters will nominate other comments. I’m sure it’ll just take some time to build momentum.

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    labowner
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    How about a best recap line or recap of the week as well or would that be too much?

    Plock pleading the fifth on the name changer.

    Yep, that letter is great read.

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    @Derek, that is whom I thought you were talking about.
    Yes KM was their own brand of crazy! They have been gone for a while, but sometimes I think that they are still here, they just post under a different name….

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    sarcasatire
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Don’t come on here talking about how much you like my comment wars. Nominate me, dammit!

    

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    @ Sarclassy, nominate your own sorry self.

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    Detinha
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    I agree with the Best Recap of Best Line on a Recap!
    I don’t care for the comments wars between the Gasmii. I think they are only OK when someone come here just to insult us. And that war on the Catfish thread was sad and unfortunate, since it was more like a race war and I was very disappointed with what I read from my fellow Gasmii!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 6:08 pm

    @Snowshoecat: Since this concept didn’t come to fruition until March, I’m just gonna go ahead and say that I won January.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    @Sarclassy. M’Kay. You are the Queen of January.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    Yay! And I’m the queen of…

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    sarcasatire
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    COCK!

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    labowner
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 9:23 am

    Sarc is a lustful cockmonster.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 9:39 am

    *does pageant wave*

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    Clair
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 11:48 am

    Then I won February!

    *hops up on sarcastire’s parade float and waves too”

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    brzysmom12
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    I get dibs on July then. *running in back of sarcastire’s parade float, see Walmart and change directions to go grab some Little Debs instead* maybe next year

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Now just a doggone minute here, Gasmii.

    People cannot just come along and grab a month.

    There is, after all, a scale of bribes here.

    Or blackmail, but we won’t go there.

    Again.

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    cattyfan
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    I can’t remember if I was in a comment war or not. Maybe I suffered a head injury in combat.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    @cattyfan…you and Itchy have had a few epic battles

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    brzysmom12
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:54 pm

    pssst Snowy, you forgot to specify what kind of Little Debs you wanted PLUS the half naked massage dude will be there by 11 (he didn’t specify which half was gonna be naked but figured it would be okay). I won’t tell anyone…promise

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    cattyfan
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 9:05 pm

    Classy Drunk…I thought those were just lively exchanges.

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    Robin
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 9:39 pm

    “Still gorgeous? She has a fucking golf ball on her face.”

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    Robin
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    Forgot the nominee..cranky.

    “Still gorgeous? She has a fucking golf ball on her face.”

    Is this the correct way?

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 10:18 am

    @Robin, getting close. One more ought to do it. Need the name of the site ;- >

    Derek had a great idea for a method of nomination that is amazingly simple.

    Name of the site, abbreviated but recognizable and the number of the comment. I’ll look it up for the information I need.

    Boom. Done.

    It’s a little work for me, but I’m down with anything I can do to simplify the process to encourage nominations.

    So far, and I’m closing for the first one, we have four nominations including votes for the first three. Robin’s was a late entry with not much chance for a vote, but it is going to Nads for her consideration.

    We also have a non-entry that gathered three votes before I even started the voting. Itchy even named a body part after it.

    Thanks, @BMom. Everything arrived nicely, and the six-pack for Hubbycat was a nice touch.

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    cattyfan
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    Just a sugestion:

    Perhaps the recappers should keep a list of comments they (or other posters on their caps) find funny. That could make compiling the year end list a little easier.

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    Robin
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    “Name of the site, abbreviated but recognizable and the number of the comment.”

    Oh, Ok. The name of the site is TVGasm and the number of the comment is #20.

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    I think she wants the name of the like…recap or wherever the comment is located.
    TVGasm is pretty broad haha.

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    Robin
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    I was just funnin’. I know the difference between a thread and a site ;}

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    sarcasatire
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    Snowy, where do I go to vote? Hopefully, it’s facebook because I’m gonna catfish all of you and vote for myself via my 50 aliases, each one hotter than the last. I also plan on sending a friend request or two with designs on romance. You’ll fall in love with me even though (or because) I’m way out of your league, and we’ll cyberdate for a year. (No, sorry, my laptop doesn’t have Skype. It’s from 1998. But, no worries, my cell plan includes unlimited texting!) I wont be the gender you think you’re dating, but that’s just part of the fun.

    Can’t wait to chat!

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    cattyfan
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 7:11 pm

    sarcasatire…Just so long as you don’t tell us you inherited $50 million and we’ll get part of it if we help you collect.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 6:23 am

    So many questions, so little time.

    @Robin, ya nailed it.

    @Catty, that’s a great idea, but the ‘cappers have plenty to do. Think of the sacrifices they make just watching some of those shows *shudder*

    I am getting together my monthly lists, and there are almost too many great comments.

    @Sarclassy, I’m from Chicago, motto: vote early and often, so whatever makes you happy works with me. Be careful, however. You could wind up in a wild, passionate romance with Itchy.

    Oh, wait….

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 8:56 am

    I’m probably too late…stupid working at work BS

    Demi wants spousal support

    NellieBellie

    “Cranky, you didn’t say anything wrong- just never have seen you so passionate- not even about public assistance! ” Number 28

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    itchy
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 9:21 am

    Huh, what? I’m just waking up here… what are we talking about? Better yet, did I do something good? Because if I did something you didn’t like, I don’t wanna hear about it.

    Me and Classydrunk meet up for drinks every now and then. Sometimes it’s at my place down below, sometimes at her place up high. Just so you know. Usually I have to call her a cab to get her home though. Damn. Gal can’t hold her liquor.

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    itchy
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 9:21 am

    Oh wait. Unless Classydrunk is a guy. In which case we just arm wrestle, then give each other one of those dorky jock-hugs.

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    itchy
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 9:22 am

    I’m telling ya, I’m just waking up. And I’m all on pins n’ needles for tonight’s big Bachelor finale.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 9:26 am

    @clasSay and @itchy, you two are pathetic.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 9:45 am

    You’re safe Itchy…I am a gal.

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    itchy
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:35 am

    Whew! Well, we can still do the arm wrestling thang.

    I’m still trying to figure out where these Weekly Commentgasm things are posted and how we’re supposed to vote for them. Is this a Facebook-only thing?

    Well, I might have to break down soon and start a Facebook page for my professional life [shudder]. Don’t know if I want that connected to that curmudgeonly Itchy guy though.

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    sheesh
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:48 am

    @itchy “Well, I might have to break down soon and start a Facebook page for my professional life [shudder]. Don’t know if I want that connected to that curmudgeonly Itchy guy though.”

    I do….

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    Hang tight @itchy. This was the CommentGasm’s maiden voyage and there are a few beetles and spiders to work out.

    The second (and improved) installment is arriving forthwith.

    Soon, even.

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    itchy
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    Well, just so long as if I ever manage to say something funny, someone lets me know.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    @Itchy, I would love to let you know. If you would, you know, like, maybe underline it or something?

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    vallegirl
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 11:43 am

    I’m late to this party and it’s from last week but I do not want cbc-cca’s brilliance to go unrecognized:

    MiniCap: Drag Race, 5.6 – Comment #11

    RuPaul’s Prayer

    Our Mother, which art on Logo
    SIckening is Thy name.
    Thy runway come,
    Thy will be done, on stage
    as it is in the werk-room.

    Give us this day, our daily shade
    and give us advice
    as we paint for the gods

    and lead us all to be most fierce
    and deliver us from bad tucks

    For thine is the queen-dom and the couture and the wigs forever
    Gay-Man

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 11:57 am

    ^ I second this nomination and also nominate it for comment of the year.

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    Dashley
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    That’s funny, chaosbutterfly, bc I was just about to nominate YOU. That’s right. You heard me.

    Project Runway: Season 11, Episode 7, Here I Am….
    Comment #27

    At least we’ll get half-naked (all naked?) gorgeous men in the bargain.
    The runway looks like it’ll be really good too…I haven’t seen Nina get so excited since they had that all you can eat baby buffet last season.
    Zac Posen was grinning ear to ear too LOL. MK is gonna be so mad he missed this one.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    @snowshoecat, thanks! This is going to be a very cool feature, so I’m just piggybacking on your genius!

    @vallegirl, you should send that poem to RuPaul’s twitter/facebook/social media because @cbc-cca’s poem/ode is awesome. It’s definitely COW and COY worthy!

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    @vGirl, this is at the top, the tippy top, of the yearend CommentGasm. Was Jealz bc you got to it first, then
    gave myself a little slap and realized you gave it the publicity it needed.
    Hope RuPaul sees it and gives it the recognition it deserves.

    Cbc-cca, you absolutely rock. And your comment is in a class all by itself.

    If you don’t have FaceBook Gasmii, go get it.

    Thanks, @Derek!

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    labowner
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    Itchy shouldn’t you be busy picking a new pope or at least over-seeing your minions?

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    itchy
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    Pope? Don’t you realize there are more important choices being made here? My goodness! Sean’s FINALLY FOUND HIS WIFE!

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    labowner
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    Sorry Itchy, I am not a big fan of game shows.

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    itchy
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    The Bachelor isn’t a game show. It’s a cult. They’ve seriously fucked with my brain.

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    labowner
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    AAHHHHH why is TVGasm not recapping Big Rich Atlanta? Harvin and Meyer and the biatch Ashlee are snark comedy gold.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    Hey guys. @Itchy and @Labby, shouldn’t you be attending to important matters, like selecting some memorable comments?

    Come on.

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    Gypsy
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    @snowshoecat you are so bigtime! I love this, good for you and congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXO,
    Gypsy

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    Clair
    Posted March 14, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    I see voting is open. I thought we were going to be able to vote here as well as FB.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted March 14, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    @Clair, that confusion is my fault. I misread the memo from Corporate and said that voting on the Commentgasm site was allowed.

    I’m sorry, gasmii.