What Kim Kardashian Is Doing Right

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By Nads | | 12:02 pm | 6 Comments
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Kim Kardashian told People that her wedding was like heaven. She said she felt like a princess in her Vera Wang wedding gown, and told People“Glam aside, that wasn’t our main goal. It was really about our family and each other.”

“It was really about our family and each other”…and 400 of her closest friends, right? I don’t think she did enough. She should have rented out Madison Square Garden, sold tickets, hired Shakira as her opening act and then Mike Tyson close the show Hangover style. . Her People wedding issue hits newsstands this Friday, and I can’t wait to see her wedding album. I wish it were on facebook so I could have tagged myself in the audience…but then again, it’s not called Nadine Rajabi’s Fairytale…it’s Kim’s.

And P.S. I think I had it all wrong as a kid…girls like Kim dream about Fairytale weddings as a kid and get them. My only wish as a kid was having two eyebrows…and guess what? I got them.

1. REALLY UGLY CHILD NADINE

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted August 24, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    That sweater is the shit!!! Please tell me you still have it.

  2. 2
    nads
    Posted August 24, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    so wish i did. i could have killed my mom for putting me in that when i was nine, but would kiss her for it now.

  3. 3
    Faye
    Posted August 24, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    The mullet, the sweater, the eyebrows..how cute you are

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted August 24, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    Are you a fan of SNL at all Nads? Because you totally look like Nasim Pedrad. She’s currently just one of the “featured” players, but they actually give her quite a bit of screen time and I like her a lot.

  5. 5
    Fan-Ann
    Posted August 24, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Cutie Nads, you got your wish and guess what else you have that Lardassian will never have? The incredible ability to entertain and inform others with intelligence and wit. Oh, and that little thing of being respected is beyond price. And you achieved it without having to take your clothes off!!

  6. 6
    nads
    Posted August 25, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Fan-Ann! Thank you for your kind words! I still feel like that girl in the above picture sometimes, but I guess that’s what makes me, me. Ha.

    P.S. Your check is in the mail! ;-)

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