I’m going to puke. Actually, I think I already puked, sharted, and have had every bodily function drain out of me to even have to think about What Perez Sez. Perez Hilton, the self-proclaimed “Queen Of All Media” will have his premier for his show new show, What Perez Sez About The VMAs on Tuesday, September 11 at 9/8C on VH1.
I have a few thoughts on this. . .
First of all, I’m curious to see how well he conducts his interviews, or will it just be a big gabfest of “look how cute I think I am” and “look at how funny I think I am”? I’m sure all of his “produced” interviews will be great because they’re produced, but how well will he conduct himself on the red carpet?
Also, why is the show on Tuesday, two days after the VMAs? If they were so sure about the talented Perez Hilton, then VH1 should have done the show right before, or live on the red carpet. It should be interesting to say the least. Let’s cross our fingers that he conducts himself better then he did on Celebrity Rap Star because he came off looking like and sounding like one of those four-year-olds you see on The Montel Williams Show that can’t stop eating five Big Macs for breakfast, lunch and dinner, AND STILL WHINES THAT HE’S STILL HUNGRY!
My fingers and toes are crossed for VH1 that Perez doesn’t embarrass them because I really like them over there, and as for Perez: Stick to what you’re good at, lying about your stories and eating. Looking Good Perez, Looking Good. Burp.
I never imagined I’d long for the Rivers’ until just now.