What Perez Sez on VH1, Nads Sez: Should I Puke Now, Later, OR BOTH??

Watercooler

By Nads | Thursday, September 6, 2007 | 4:24 pm | 8 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

Fatperez + Toilet Bowl-Nz Web

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Wps

I’m going to puke. Actually, I think I already puked, sharted, and have had every bodily function drain out of me to even have to think about What Perez Sez. Perez Hilton, the self-proclaimed “Queen Of All Media” will have his premier for his show new show, What Perez Sez About The VMAs on Tuesday, September 11 at 9/8C on VH1.

I have a few thoughts on this. . .

First of all, I’m curious to see how well he conducts his interviews, or will it just be a big gabfest of “look how cute I think I am” and “look at how funny I think I am”? I’m sure all of his “produced” interviews will be great because they’re produced, but how well will he conduct himself on the red carpet?

Also, why is the show on Tuesday, two days after the VMAs? If they were so sure about the talented Perez Hilton, then VH1 should have done the show right before, or live on the red carpet. It should be interesting to say the least. Let’s cross our fingers that he conducts himself better then he did on Celebrity Rap Star because he came off looking like and sounding like one of those four-year-olds you see on The Montel Williams Show that can’t stop eating five Big Macs for breakfast, lunch and dinner, AND STILL WHINES THAT HE’S STILL HUNGRY!

My fingers and toes are crossed for VH1 that Perez doesn’t embarrass them because I really like them over there, and as for Perez: Stick to what you’re good at, lying about your stories and eating. Looking Good Perez, Looking Good. Burp.

I never imagined I’d long for the Rivers’ until just now.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    pupkick
    Posted September 6, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    Not a perez fan, but damn, be more jealous and catty! Whose the sour gay now?!

    heh.

  2. 2
    chickadee2586
    Posted September 6, 2007 at 10:13 pm

    Stop being such a hater. You’re just mad that Perez gets, like, 10 million more hits a day than you.

    Stop being a HATER!

  3. 3
    Nads
    Posted September 6, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    first of all, its not 10 million…he gets 5, but that’s besides the point. i have my personal feelings about him regarding a few stories that were not legit, and i know some info. on him that i’ll just let be. trust me, i’m in no way jealous of him at all…i do think he’ll get a good viewership…afterall, 5 million hits on a website is more than cable television sometimes. that’s all. have a good night. :-) nads.

  4. 4
    Krizzatch
    Posted September 7, 2007 at 7:18 am

    perez blows dogs for quarters.

    i completely agree with you Nads. This guy is a talentless moron who is disgusting to look at and even more disgusting to listen to. I hope his stupid show tanks.

  5. 5
    Nads
    Posted September 7, 2007 at 9:37 am

    THANK YOU Krizzatch!!!

  6. 6
    pupkick
    Posted September 7, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    Definitely not disagreeing, just comes off as cat like is all ;)

  7. 7
    Nads
    Posted September 8, 2007 at 1:07 am

    All good pupkick…i have a little cat in me sometimes…it’s that time of the month. TMI, I know! Nads :-)

  8. 8
    chickadee2586
    Posted September 8, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    10 million, 5 million, more than your 7. Hater.

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