Whitney Houston: Crack Is Whack

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By Nads | Tuesday, May 10, 2011 | 8:55 am | 9 Comments
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I don’t know if you’ve heard yet, but Whitney Houston has entered rehab again. She’s checked herself into an outpatient program to help her kick the nasty habit, again. I hate to say this, but I knew she’d fall off the wagon. That Oprah interview she did a while back was great, but I knew her sobriety wouldn’t last. Her ass should stay home, and not go on tour if it makes her fall back on drugs. Whitney, you said it yourself: Crack is Whack!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

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    2Hyper
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 9:46 am

    I knew her sobriety was in danger when during the interview she took umbrage by the fact that Oprah thought she did drugs like the commoners. I dont remember her response but I remember her taking the time to explain to Oprah how she used drugs and how it was different from crack! Yea, the fact that she needed to make the clarifcation and had the nerve to be offended was very telling. No matter how you take your drugs, you still a druggie. There is not a tier system for druggies.

  2. 2
    DonnaRonna
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 10:13 am

    TMZ (take this as you will) is also reporting that Whitney has been banned from Prince concerts because of her whack behavior and her constant demand for free tickets.

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 11:00 am

    TMZ is also reporting that I’m in St. Kitts, canoodling in the nude with Pipa, Kate Middleton’s sister. I am disappointed to tell you that their reporting is not quite accurate….

    Whitney is saving a seat for Paula Abdul on the Achieve Sobriety Over a Long Weekend Express.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    Whitney checked herself in rehab?!
    I wanna see the receipts.

  5. 5
    mulecitybabe
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    A user is a user is a user. Whitney needs to quit. End of story.

    Drugs have already ruined her voice and her looks. If she keeps it up, they’ll kill her. She needs to put that in her (crack) pipe and smoke it. I’ve got no sympathy for a lady that had everything and threw it away for a sorry man and a crack rock.

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    Say what you want about Whitney, but she has to file bankruptcy. Maybe her drug use really IS recreational. (Kidding!)

  7. 7
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Say what you want about Whitney, but she has yet to file bankruptcy. Maybe her drug use really IS recreational.

    (Damn, I hate it when a typo ruins a good joke.)

  8. 8
    dani2526
    Posted May 12, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    Hmmm…she didn’t even look sober to me during the Oprah interview.

  9. 9
    soapboxx
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    Aaaaaannndddddd IIIIIIII will always smoke crack, dah dah dah dah dah, doo doo doo doo!!!!!!!!!!!! Drugs make people sexy. The true crime is that there are reports her daughter is now using, way to go mom! Maybe Whit and Fantasia can do a “Calling all Christians” church revival tour.

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