Who Will Win? Camille Or Kelsey?

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By Nads | Friday, June 3, 2011 | 11:42 am | 10 Comments
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I don’t know if this will be highlighted on the next season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but Camille is in a major custody battle with Kelsey. Kelsey is proposing that the kids split up. He wants his son Jude to live with him, while Camille gets their daughter Mason. I think that’s the most rdiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Camille is batsh*t crazy, but the fact that Kelsey wants to split the kids up is absurd. It’s like Sophie’s choice, but real life.

Those poor kids are screwed up enough from thier crazy parents, and having their life on blast. Kelsey should leave them alone and let Camille have them. He still has a baby maker, he should use it to make a new one!

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    kczar
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    Damn it, Kelsey! Stop making me side with Camille. What a crappy thing to propose, if it’s legit. I guess he finally got a son and that’s what he was interested in all along.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    Did he ever stop and think about what Mason will think if Daddy just takes Jude? Also my brother and I were as thick as thieves growing up. I couldn’t imagine someone taking him away from me.

  3. 3
    2muchbravo
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    What a flaming asshole! The one constant in these kids lives is each other! They absolutely need to stay together. I hopt there’s not a judge in this country that would permit that to happen. Asshole!

  4. 4
    kczar
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    Classy, I think you mean, “tick as teeves”. Wait, wrong franchise. Never mind!

  5. 5
    2Hyper
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    One article I read said that Camille wanted the kids to stay in LA because the son failed kindergarten TWICE already. How do you fail kindergarten, not once but TWICE!

    The cynic in me thinks Camille just wants the kids so she can get child support because she sure as fuck is not interested in being an actual parent, not with four nannies. I am still stuck on this child failing kindergarten! That’s the parents fault!

  6. 6
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted June 3, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    What 2Hyoer said…

  7. 7
    mulecitybabe
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 6:56 am

    How old is their son? I know that pic is old since the entitled old bastard and his janked up bitch are all hugged up, but the kid doesn’t seem old enough to have failed kindergarten twice.

  8. 8
    Nads
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Their son is 6. I couldn’t find a more recent pic with all of them, so I posted this one. If Camille’s helping him with his homework, then we know why he failed twice. But I’m with @kczar on this…I don’t want to side with Camille, but I’m being forced to these days!

  9. 9
    truthsquad
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Let’s face it. Neither parent is looking great right now…but Kelsey is slime for even suggesting splitting up the kids…community property does not refer to children! I guess he wants to ensure that his daughter will grow up with self esteem and daddy issues and become a stripper and be attracted to rich, older, emotionally detached men like himself…Pathetic! While I’m no fan of Schlemiel, I don’t think she is worried about child support. She is getting a HUGE settlement from Kelsey anyway, thanks to his rush to remarry, and she doesn’t need to use the kids as pawns. Now publicly exposing him and humiliating him for sport is another issue, and giving her a more sympathetic role on the next season of Housewives is priceless…..but Kelsey brought this on himself…He is a fool.

  10. 10
    Stewinberri
    Posted June 4, 2011 at 11:10 am

    Of all the batshit bullshit, this takes the proverbial crap cake. Good luck with this Kayte (or however the fuck she spells her name), this one’s a REEEAAAALLL Prize! Now where in the hell is mah Pinot?

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