Who Wants Some Sumner Redstone?

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By Nads | | 10:10 am | 5 Comments
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Sumner-Redstone Single

2003 married

Ladies, he may be old, but he’s single and rich. Sumner Redstone, the executive chairman of CBS and Viacom, just filed for divorce from his wife of five years. Sumner declared, “irreconcilable differences” and is on the market again. He’s 85-years-old and worth $7.6 billion. I want in.

He looks better without his old ball-and-chain, doesn’t he?



2008 Single


Sumner Restone Single Again-1

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    here4beer
    Posted October 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    I’ll flip you for him.

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted October 22, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Tails.

  3. 3
    oywhatnext
    Posted October 23, 2008 at 8:37 am

    What a catch! He looks like “Bob’s Big Boy’s” great grandfather but hey – for 7 Billion i’d switch teams and do him till he croaks.

  4. 4
    oywhatnext
    Posted October 23, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Holy Crap – this was bugging me all day. He looks like a cross between Matlock & Astroboy!

  5. 5
    flipit
    Posted October 23, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    with a little opie thrown in for good measure

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