Whole Foods Broke Up With Skinnygirl

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By Nads | Thursday, September 1, 2011 | 1:09 pm | 10 Comments
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Whole Foods has decided to stop ordering Skinnygirl products because all the ingredients in the drink aren’t all natural like they claim. Apparently, Skinnygirl contains a small amount of sodium benzoate (a preservative) to keep it on the shelves, but even that small amount is too much for Whole Foods.

I’m sure Bethenny doesn’t care because she’s already made her money and is laughing her way to the bank. As for Skinnygirl, Whole Foods isn’t exactly my choice place to buy alcohol or tampons, and I know I’m not alone on this one…


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

10 Comments

  1. 1
    Dramaqn
    Posted September 1, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Screw Whole Paycheck! In the past week I’ve seen SkinnyGirl at Vons, Albertsons AND Costco and I’ve done a little happy dance for Bethenny in each store!

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 1, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    I drank it for the first time last nite. Gave me a nice little buzz… Nice alternative to wine, as I’m at the beach and prefering my drinks loaded with ice chips. If you want it to be like an actual margarita though, I’d suggest adding a bit more tequila.

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted September 1, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    The first and last time I tried SkinnyGirl it put me on the express bus to gastrointestinal distress. Maybe Bethanny’s former flunkies didn’t put ENOUGH sodium benzoate in it.

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 2, 2011 at 9:04 am

    ???? So Nads are you like the the middle school girls and soaking your tampons in alcohol then inserting them to get a buzz?!?!?!? LOLOLOL…

    Alcohol and tampons was just an odd combination I had to ask.

  5. 5
    seriusly
    Posted September 2, 2011 at 9:15 am

    OK, seriously? Well, Nads, going by your “name”, is it safe to assume you don’t, um, have a USE for Tampons? I’m confuzzled! I love Skinnygirl Margarita & Sangria and I don’t buy alcohol at WHOLE FOODS. nor, my tampons! Are there tampons that are Whole Foods friendly? I don’t get it…. Leave Bethenny alone. She made a great product! BTW, very funny, Classy Drunk! You all made me giggle!!

  6. 6
    Matt Lam
    Posted September 2, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    Lol, Nads is a girl! :)

  7. 7
    seriusly
    Posted September 3, 2011 at 11:50 am

    And there you have it! :)

  8. 8
    Timssister
    Posted September 4, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    It’s my understanding that Bethenny didn’t create the SkinnyGirl alcohol product. Someone else did and she bought it.

  9. 9
    2muchbravo
    Posted September 8, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    What? People soak tampons in alcohol? Wouldn’t that make the tampon expand?

  10. 10
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 8, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    See for yourself Bravo…

    http://gawker.com/5345918/arizona-children-as-young-as-12-think-vodka-red-bull-anus-tampons-are-cool

    Children are dumb in school, but very smart and innovative when it comes to drinking and drugs.

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