Who’s Bristol’s New Man?

Watercooler

By Nads | Friday, May 27, 2011 | 9:46 am | 8 Comments
Tagged: , , , , , ,
Posted in: Watercooler

bristol

Previous reports yesterday were suggesting that Bristol Palin and Kyle Massey were dating each other, and that Mama Grizzly was trying to put the kibosh on featuring her daughter’s relationship on their new reality show. The latest is that is that Bristol is dating someone, it’s just not Kyle Massey, and that Mama Grizzly is trying to prevent Bristol from featuring her mystery man on the show. I wonder who she’s dating? Could she be dating Kyle’s brother???

I don’t know why I’m loving this defiant Bristol. It’s like she purposely finds ways to get under her mom’s skin, and it works. Between the underage party pics, the out of wedlock baby, Levi (in all his glory), and now this? I say while she’s at it, she should just have another baby! Screw it!

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    mulecitybabe
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 10:10 am

    The guy she’s dating is the one that’s not getting any. Right, Bristol?

    I wonder if the Underage-Sex Temperance League can get their money back from this little slut?

  2. 2
    cass
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 11:24 am

    oh I hope it’s true! You know Sarah Palin would NOT approve of a interracial dating!

  3. 3
    See-Jay
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 11:27 am

    So sick of this family. We can we legally eject them into space?

  4. 4
    See-Jay
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 11:28 am

    *When

  5. 5
    2muchbravo
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  6. 6
    someguy
    Posted May 27, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    I hear it is either flavor Flav/brett michaels or Slade.Also justin bobby and brode have been after once they heard they could get on TV. may the best man win.Trying to get the for sure soon.

  7. 7
    captain-save-uh-hoe
    Posted May 28, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    Ugggh it’s such a pet peeve of mine when people toss around the word ‘slut.’ Yes, she had sex with her boyfriend, which resulted in a pregnancy. It’s happened before, to many women, believe it or not. Can we get over the use of that term to insult women already? I mean, unless you have knowledge that she sleeps with anything that breathes, well fine, continue to judge and demean away.
    And now I’m annoyed that it just basically made me have to defend Bristol Palin. sigh.

  8. 8
    itchy
    Posted May 28, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    It’s the new chin. When they performed the implant operation, the Breath of Satan somehow got in there, hiding out in the hollows of that pointy new chin of hers.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.