Why Bristol Quit Hollywood

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By Nads | Thursday, January 5, 2012 | 1:01 pm | 10 Comments
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Bristol Palin quit Hollywood because it wasn’t for her. She told In Touch that after her bar altercation for her A&E reality show, she realized that she didn’t want the Hollywood lifestyle . She said, “I wasn’t really into the Hollywood thing. After that, I just realized that I was over it. I was ready to come home.” Besides reality she said another reason she wanted to move back home was for her son, Tripp. She said, “He’s going to be starting preschool soon, so we needed to settle into a routine. When we’re here, Tripp is outside all the time… his cheeks are always bright red!”

Mama grizzly chimed in with saying, “It’s great having Bristol here. She makes good decisions, and she’s always thinking long-term about her and Tripp’s future.” 

I can’t wait for Bristol to get bored and pitch a reality show about her moving back home living with mom…

Is the town of Wasilla big enough for Sarah, Bristol and Levi in 2012???

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    considerthis
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Wow I thought her 15 minutes of fame expired a while ago. Mama Grizzly needs to take some lessons from Mama Jenner as to how to whore out and exploit your family (grandsons included).

  2. 2
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Hey, if she was smart enough to realize that reality TV wasn’t taking her where she wanted to go, then I have to give her credit for knowing it.

    But I still want her next child to be named “Fall”.

  3. 3
    itchy
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Does this mean she has to give her chin back? She could always have it hollowed out and use it to store brandy, like a St. Bernard.

  4. 4
    lOS ANGELES 1993
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    More like noone was interested in her fugly self. She didn’t quit Hollywood, Hollywood did’t want her.

  5. 5
    hot cawfee
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    rofl—- wow– she had really left my mind—forgot about her and fame-whore Levi. Am also waiting for her own “Bristol in Alaska” Can it be called “Over Exposure” ?? Anyone??

  6. 6
    Jaycee
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    “It’s great having Bristol here. She makes good decisions . . .”

    Yeeeeeeeeeeah. I’m going to let that speak for itself.

  7. 7
    Blissful
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    Somehow I doubt Bristol has the education or maturity to do anything other than be a greedy bigoted fame-whore just like dear ol’ mum.

  8. 8
    tvdiva
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    Well, it’s obvious Bristol’s mom still doesn’t think before she speaks. (Slaps head.) Oy!

  9. 9
    Tapnfeet99
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    Tripp and Fall….snort snort

  10. 10
    Melissa Wray
    Posted January 7, 2012 at 10:17 am

    “She makes good decisions, and she’s always thinking long-term about her and Tripp’s future.”

    Now that statement alone reeks of Eau de Oxymoron.

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