Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has finally been dropped from her label, Casablanca records. I say “finally” because apparently she’s been recording her latest album for a year and a half. I thought coke was supposed to make you more energetic. Liza recorded enough tape to line the streets of Manhattan when she was on coke, and she cleaned the bathroom to boot. Leave it up to Lindsay to take a good drug stereotype and throw it on its head. Now I suppose we’re all expected to go along with the whole “coke is bad for you” mantra. I’m kidding. It’s true that coke is bad for you. Very bad. So is Coke. Moving on.
The money from films isn’t exactly gushing through the doors right now either, leaving Linds to get…a JOB. Foxnews.com is reporting that she’s giving away her services for free (shudder head shake LILO’s AN INTERN?!?!?) over at Ungaro fashion house. She took a hundred grand in clothes for her trouble though, so I don’t know how bad we’re supposed to feel about this news. News we can feel bad at? Cameras are following her around taping her for her new reality show. Forget that recap free summer I was dreaming of!
I have always liked Lindsay Lohan, and I still find myself rooting for her against all odds. I am choosing to believe that she’s “working for free” because she’s actually learning a skill, like us normal Americans do when we want to make money in a certain line of work. Can’t make leggings forever, so she’s bettering herself and she’s getting serious about her fashion!! So please let’s all just let Linds get on with her life and stop making fun of her. Just kidding!
A belt around your neck? Come on now. Subtlety please!
**photo from SplashNews