Why Lie? I Need a Beer

Watercooler

By Flipit | Sunday, October 25, 2009 | 10:33 pm | 1 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has finally been dropped from her label, Casablanca records. I say “finally” because apparently she’s been recording her latest album for a year and a half. I thought coke was supposed to make you more energetic. Liza recorded enough tape to line the streets of Manhattan when she was on coke, and she cleaned the bathroom to boot. Leave it up to Lindsay to take a good drug stereotype and throw it on its head. Now I suppose we’re all expected to go along with the whole “coke is bad for you” mantra. I’m kidding. It’s true that coke is bad for you. Very bad. So is Coke. Moving on.

The money from films isn’t exactly gushing through the doors right now either, leaving Linds to get…a JOB. Foxnews.com is reporting that she’s giving away her services for free (shudder head shake LILO’s AN INTERN?!?!?) over at Ungaro fashion house. She took a hundred grand in clothes for her trouble though, so I don’t know how bad we’re supposed to feel about this news. News we can feel bad at? Cameras are following her around taping her for her new reality show. Forget that recap free summer I was dreaming of!

I have always liked Lindsay Lohan, and I still find myself rooting for her against all odds. I am choosing to believe that she’s “working for free” because she’s actually learning a skill, like us normal Americans do when we want to make money in a certain line of work. Can’t make leggings forever, so she’s bettering herself and she’s getting serious about her fashion!! So please let’s all just let Linds get on with her life and stop making fun of her. Just kidding!

Screen Shot 2009-10-25 At 10.30.29 Pm

A belt around your neck? Come on now. Subtlety please!

**photo from SplashNews

Flipit
About

Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

One Comment

  1. 1
    Mr Dangeorus
    Posted October 28, 2009 at 7:45 am

    That doesn’t look like Lindsay. I think you got the wrong picture.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.