Wow, The Countess LuAnn’s Video

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By Nads | Friday, May 28, 2010 | 6:01 pm | 18 Comments
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I’m speechless.  I’m officially convinced the Countess is a Tranny.  Unbelievable.  I don’t even know what to say to this:

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

18 Comments

  1. 1
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted May 28, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    So sad when you can’t all the Pro-Tools and Auto-Tuning can’t find the right key.

    But…the “rapping”? Did they intentionally try to rip off the divine Miss Eartha Kitt? Because I heard elements of “I Need a Man” in there, if a 14-year-old baby tranny with bad allergies were trying to fake it.

  2. 2
    2muchbravo
    Posted May 29, 2010 at 11:09 am

    OMG! If I were her kids I’d be embarrassed! So, it’s classy to be rolling around with a bunch of young men? Did anyone else notice how eerily similar The Cuntess looks like Danielle with the long hair in this video? It’s too scary!!!

  3. 3
    truthsquad
    Posted May 29, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Wow…I’m speechless…..shouldn’t someone tell her how awful this is, cause I think the countess is clueless!

  4. 4
    truthsquad
    Posted May 29, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Wow…I’m speechless….. someone tell her how awful this is, cause I think the countess is clueless!

  5. 5
    primadonna
    Posted May 29, 2010 at 11:23 pm

    Terrible song, but she looks great.

  6. 6
    LuAnnIsClassy
    Posted May 30, 2010 at 12:18 am

    There is no way LuAnn looks like that ugly Danielle. Get glasses!

  7. 7
    itchy
    Posted May 30, 2010 at 4:07 am

    Couldn’t make it past five seconds. Definitely a tranny.

  8. 8
    itchy
    Posted May 30, 2010 at 5:32 am

    I ought to add, it’s not the tranny bit that bothers me, it’s the bad song/singing/autotuning

  9. 9
    here4beer
    Posted May 30, 2010 at 6:20 am

    I think she looks fantastic. OK, she looks a little like a tranny and of course sounds a lot like a tranny, but that’s LuLu for you.

    I really love that she’s singing “money can’t buy you class” while laying on a bed with 6 men. If gangbangs aren’t classy, then I don’t know what is.

  10. 10
    firepainter
    Posted May 30, 2010 at 10:54 am

    What a classy slut – oxymoron alert!

  11. 11
    kaya
    Posted May 30, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    OMG, I’m sure her kids are really ashamed and embarassed of her now.

    She does look surprisingly good in this video – and I do concur that she’s never looked as much like a Tranny as she does in here.
    I just realized that it seems like she decided to take over the failed dream of Vicki from RHOC of being a MILF??

    It sure required some HUUUUGE amount of makeup on her to get that look. And I can’t help but wander how much retouching it took to make her look that good. A safe bet – probably at least as much as it took AutoTunning to stop her vocals from making our ears bleed.

    Hot Tranny Mess personified!

  12. 12
    Melissa Wray
    Posted May 30, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    Money can’t buy you class…

    Nor can it buy your integrity, talent (vocal or otherwise), and/or poise.

  13. 13
    mirabelle gingerbread
    Posted May 30, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    I … what? this is so bad, it defies description. why the hell was she patting that guy’s face on the desk like that? she looks like she’d be a frigid, awkward mess in bed, she has absolutely no sex appeal whatsoever!

    I love that the song is a complete contradiction to how she actually acts. is she really so deluded that she thinks people will believe those lyrics?!

  14. 14
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted May 31, 2010 at 6:30 am

    It’s like a parody from SNL!!! I kept expecting Tina Fey to appear!
    OH MY GOSH what a poser!!!

  15. 15
    ClassyInCT
    Posted June 4, 2010 at 9:17 am

    I have some lyrics for her tune.

    I burn with auto tune (my cd)

    I burn with auto tu———uuu-uuu-uuu-uuuuuuuuuuuune!!!!

    Maybe a few grammar and etiquette lessons would help with her class problem.

    1. Stop talking with your mouth full

    2. Learn proper grammar (know the difference between you and me and you and I.

    Maybe Bravo can compile a montage of either or both. It would make an entire episode!!!

  16. 16
    ClassyInCT
    Posted June 4, 2010 at 9:22 am

    Nice tan line Lulu. Couldn’t they touch that up like they did your face?

  17. 17
    Jack Cuzzie
    Posted June 4, 2010 at 9:23 am

    Nice tan line Lulu. Couldn’t they touch that up like they did your face?

  18. 18
    MDH
    Posted June 6, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    Oh, Countless Lulu – his video is soooo bad that it’s good. I wasn’t aware that video could be airbrushed. The men in this video are wearing more lipstick that Lulu is wearing.

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