You Have To Watch This…Lindsay Lohan Is Hilarious!

Watercooler

By Nads | Tuesday, April 14, 2009 | 12:56 pm | 6 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

I’m not kidding…this is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen today…or all week for that matter.

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile:

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    georgiababe
    Posted April 14, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Ha, good to see that she can poke fun of herself.

    Too bad she’s gone down this road though, she actually did have talent, unlike many of the Disney Channel kids nowadays (cough Miley Cyrus Hilary Duff Ashley Tisdale cough).

    But she looks SO old. She’s only 22 and she looks ancient. I mean, look at the difference between her now and in Mean Girls a few years ago. It’s sad.

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted April 14, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    I now, she looks like poo!!! those lines and only 22! she needs some “preventative botox” and fast!

  3. 3
    flipit
    Posted April 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    hahah. that was funny. i actually thought she looked really good until you said she was 22, gb! WOW! i think she should skip the botox and just drink some water. her poor cells are starving!

  4. 4
    Mr Dangerous
    Posted April 15, 2009 at 8:19 am

    $400 in the bank and 20,000 Marlboro miles. HA. That was funny.

    I thought it was Karen Allen. Oh, she looks fine for some washed up old skank. I’m sure there are still some straightees and lesbos that would do her.

  5. 5
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted April 15, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    I love that the screencap makes her look all Paris Hilton/ Mariah Carey droopy eyed, drunk and skanky.

    She’s gonna turn into some hideous and outspoken old lady, isn’t she? I was trying to think of some old slag — eg Ann Margaret? but I dunno if she’s a trainwreck…

    Someone like that irritating and attention-whore character that Molly Shannon used to play who kept kicking her legs and bawling “I’m FIFTY!”

    ugh!

  6. 6
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted April 15, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    what happened to my comment? you can’t write “attention whore” here??!! wtf?

  7. 7
    Nads
    Posted April 16, 2009 at 3:31 am

    I dunno what happened to your comment DMG?! Sorry boo. feel free to repost, I’m not opposed to the word “attention whore”…hehe.

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