Happy Everything, Gasmii!
For those of you who need a break from TV, You Tube has just released their top ten viewed videos of the year.
This doesn’t mean they are the best videos of the year, just the most watched. I took the liberty of checking them out for you:
#1 – Rebecca Black – Friday music video. Watched by 12,821,190 retards. Holy crap, that’s how many vapid teenagers are in this world?
Don’t bother. Talentless and dumb.
Unless she gets naked in the end. I never made it that far.
#2 – Ultimate Dog Tease. Watched by 75,228,308 undefined species. I have to admit, I chuckled.
You want to watch? Yes? Yes? Yes!
#3 – Jack Sparrow music video featuring Michael Bolton. Watched by 60,670,937 SNL fans. Have never been a Bolton fan until now.
Two words I never thought I would use to describe Michael Bolton:
Hot and Brilliant.
#4 – Talking Twin Babies Watched by 56,354,483 rabid IVF patients. Baby talk was never so inane and yet fascinating.
No, it’s your turn to go on the left one this time.
#5 – Nyan Cat. Watched by 54,073,583 crackheads. There are no words to describe, much less understand the popularity.
#6 - Look At Me Now music video by KarmenMusic. Watched by 49,728,326 astounded rap lovers. It’s pretty darn awesome.
You go, White Chocolate!
#7 – The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters) music video. Watched by another 48,562,705 SNL lovers. Frankly not funny.
Just truly creepy.
#8 – Maria Aragon – Born This Way (Cover) by Lady Gaga music video. Watched by 45,108,486 bored soles. For ten years old, she’s pretty amazing.
But not very exciting.
#9 – “The Force” Volkswagen commercial. Watched by 45,248,798 easily amused Europeans. Love the Vader costume.
Despite the predictability, it’s still fun.
#10 – Cat Mom Hugs Baby Kitten video. Watched by 37,936,285 women on their period who just ran out of ice cream. Thank goodness at least there is one feel good pet video.
Oh, emotional sappy crap, how I love thee.
You can check them all out here: