ZineCap: InTouch Weekly

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By Flipit | Wednesday, December 12, 2012 | 1:00 pm | 2 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler, ZineCap

Nads is out for the rest of the week, which means I get to cozy up with some of my favorite trash mags. Today’s guilty plesh? InTouch Weekly! Do you have a magazine you want zinecapped? Leave requests in the comments! 

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Who’s Baby in this scenario? Cuz if it’s Taylor I would prefer her in a corner.

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Rhymes with “binger pown the fhroat”.

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Well it’s hard to find someone to cheat with that looks like one Khloe.

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We’ve already heard that he’s boning dudes, auditioning wives, and sucking bone marrow out of immigrants. What’s next? YAWN. Unless there’s a sex tape involving Kirstie Alley, John Travolta and a bag of Arby’s, I’m not interested.

They must have some great shit.

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Phew. I was worried about her finances.

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Bebe Neuwirth

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For more trash talk, check out my gossip segment BS of the Day and my video recaps of Project Runway All Stars! 

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

2 Comments

  1. 1
    Val Detinha
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    I love these ZineCaps! Any one you make is OK by me! But, I’m biased since I love you!

    Is me or Kelly Osbourne is getting annoying(er) by the minute with her million dollars nails and now this skinny crap!?

  2. 2
    Stacey
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Hehehe, they have good shit on the bus. I thought they just wanted their names in the paper. And if Beyonce is as stupid as WW says you have to wonder, can she even spell Pepsi?

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